And you can apply this kind of thinking to many other parts of the body.
You could, for example, make massive savings on shoes, by cutting a foot off.
It's not what you think, it broke when he stepped on it.
He was always careful not to overuse his wankinator
I actually feel the need to apologise for this one, it really is that bad
Judge Dredd Basset is dead.
If you would like for him to return at some point in the future you best keep your fingers crossed, and hope that one/some/all of the following don't happen.
Eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano
A Coronal mass ejection
International Global spontaneous existence failure
Author dies
Author kills
Author kills others and then himself
A Reptilian death ray hits earth
something else hugely destructive eliminates all life on Earth
