Stealing all those sausages from the butchers has given Fred a taste for hard crime.
A mediocre effort.
I think I should outline the format for a standard Judge Dred Basset installment, so that you'll know what to do in the unlikely event one of you is thinking of killing me and taking over said failed web comic.
STEP 1: Fred says something STEP 2: Fred does the thing he said in the first panel. STEP 3: Some violent, random thing happens to Fred.