Comikaze24: stilted housework rebate
I often have to remind myself that MTJD started off as an exercise in lateral thinking - a return to surrealist thought. I just thought I should bring that up in case you ever asked why these aren't consistently funny. The sources that I use for "inspiration" don't always evoke a humourous thought for me and with the limited time I give myself, there is little opportunity to re-draft.
Anyway, that's a random thought from the author for you.