2 Eggo waffles
Lettuce
Deli meat of choice
Imitation maple syrup
Horseradish

Toast waffles. Place thin bed of washed, patted-dry lettuce on one waffle, to avoid soaking waffle with meat juices. Pile on meat. (Pictured: corned beef.) Garnish with imitation maple syrup and horseradish to taste.

Wash down with pickle brine.