Aaah, Hallowe'en. One of my a favorite holidays. Mostly because it's a cheap excuse to dress funny, get drunk and hit on attractive women at parties with little fear for nasty repercussions 'cuz, hey! You're in costume, it's not you, right?
Anyway, it also gives someone like me (with too much free time on his hands) another chance to prove that,yes, there are no limits to which I'll go to make a joke.