Okay, I lied. I have to talk about this guy. I wanted to make Rhey as ambiguously foreign as possible. That's why he has laderhosen, a lumberjeck-ish shirt, a beefeater's cap with the kanji for "extreme" on it, and big burly Russian eyebrows, And a horrible, horrible accent.

Along with accents, I like to throw weird little things into people's speach. In example, Rhey doesn't use contractions.