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This is one of the comics I made while working at a call center in 2006-2007. There are lots of these, so expect to see some more water-damage and my completely illegible script.

 As for the comic proper, this is actually a direct transcript of a conversation I had with my brother Alex.

1241 comments:
b k (weephar) says: fucking rhinos...always telling me what to do...fuck them
b k (weephar) says: Thanks for that explanation...I couldn't figure that out on my own...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Is that saracasm? That is awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

 Hey guys! It's me, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Dan! Until further notice, this is going to serve as the news section, where I will let you know what is going on with the site and other matters.

To start with (and I know it's about a week late, but bear with me here...I'm new to this, too), I just wanted to formally welcome all of you to Angry Imp Studios and specifically, to Living with Toys. I appreciate all of your support thus far, and hope I've succeeded in adding just a little bit of humor to your days.

Some of you may be wondering what the original version of today's strip was like. Fret not! I am going to be posting the original version of this strip, as well several other things, on Buzzcomix as vote incentive. So scroll down to the bottom of the page and vote!

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I plan on changing the vote incentives daily, and while there aren't any up right now, I hope that doesn't deter you from doing so anyway. I will let you know when sketches are up.

I would very much like to see Living with Toys grow in readerbase and fanbase. I would ultimately like to begin merchandising, and thus turn all of you loyal readers into walking talking advertisements. But that's in the future.

For now, come on by regularly and check out the comic. If you like it, tell your friends. If you don't like it...tell your friends anyway.

That's it for now. See you kids tomorrow!

-Dan-

 Addendum: Sign up to the RSS feed or the Mailing List up top if you'd rather not come by the site in hopes of a new comic. Comics go live every day at 1am EST, for those of you who are wondering. That being said, I've set up both the RSS and the Mailing List to show the full comic, as opposed to just sending a link here. Hope it helps.

b k (weephar) says: I don't understand this one bit...but what is wrong with the french...i mean they are arrogant and some smell and they tend to be little bitches, but they have good qualities too like being artsy and shit...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Check out the Buzzcomix vote button below for a bonus comic! It's the original version of the last two strips, as promised earlier. Enjoy!

I really want to say "in other news" and then reference something, but I've got nothing.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Addendum: VOTE BELOW.

Mags Bushy (wingedreamer) says: The artwork is good. I'm pretty sure I read quite a bit of it and thought it was funny, but I may have been drunk at the time.  I have good taste when I'm drunk. :)
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I realized earlier than I had been misspelling "Rhinoceros" all this time. Jon set me straight.

"Oh man, you totally made him an adjective." -Jon-

To keep you up to date with the voting stuffs: I'm going to start posting sketches and whatnot at the Buzzcomix vote button (scroll down to vote plugplugplug) and old comics that do not fit the vein of Living with Toys at TWC (scroll down and vote again plugplugplug).

Fret not, Face! will continue to appear here on the main site every Sunday, in all its terrible glory.

That's about it for today. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

You'll note that Carnivorous Rhinoceros' name is in the comic proper. That is because this comic was finished before I realized my mistake. As annoyed as I am at myself, I am glad it was not something I noticed months from now.

In other news, the VOTE BUTTONS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE (plugplugplug) now have new things behind them. Go vote and check out bonus comic and sketchwork!

That's it for today. Man these, news posts sure are boring.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I added a new vote button at the bottom. Also, be on the lookout for new sketches and comics under both Buzzcomix and TWC.

I had a nice buffer going for the comic, which lasted all of a week as I got really lazy this weekend. As I am currently unemployed and looking to remedy this situation with great expediance, expect to see some filler comics. I'll still be updating daily, though.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: What is the comic proper?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Brendan: The last panel of today's comic is what I was referring to. I'm not sure if what's on the chalkboard is legible.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Well, we've broken the 1000 pageview mark. I'm pretty sure about half of those are just from me, making sure everything is running smoothly.

I've gone ahead and put Angry Imp Studios on MySpace. Check it out either in the Links section at the top of this page, or by typing in either "Living with Toys" or "Angry Imp Studios" at MySpace.

That's it for today! See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: 1000 pageviews...jesus christ, thats crazy...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: I'll be happy when I'm at 1000 pageviews a day.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I got nothing.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Enjoy the comic! See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: Dan...I think you may have finally gone off the deep end...I mean a deeper one than the one you went off years ago...an even deeper one...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Oh man, Brendan...it gets worse. So much worse. Just wait until you see Buzz.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Apparently, "something special" entails a slightly different format to the comic. I rather enjoyed this horizontal page style, personally. it's a subtle difference, but i think it allocates space in better ways.

As I get more and more busy outisde of Angry Imp Studios, I have less and less time to focus on the comic. So do not be surprised to see changes in format in some future strips. I still plan on maintaining the full-color look we've kept going thus far, but do not be surprised to see some black-and-white pages up. I'll try to refrain from last week's one-panel gags, but am making no promises.

That's it for today. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

The comic is over an hour late, and I apologize for that. I decided that the extra time it took to color the page was worth it being a little late. Forgive me.

I truly love that little skull over Krys' head, and find myself constantly doodling it.

See you tomorrow (on time, with any luck)!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: Skulls mean poison...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Skulls also mean punk rock.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

The comic is even more late today than it was yesterday. By a full hour, in fact. I am a winner.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

There was an actual news-post last night when the comic went live (only a few minutes late this time). I don't know where it went.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

2000 pageviews! I know this is standard fare for a lot of cartoonists, but I am giddy.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Well, we're back to being extra super late again. At least I'm consistent.

I'm giong to start calling whichever comic I put up at a given time "tomorrow's comic" and just say that it's extremely early.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Here's the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Comic is late and nobody is surprised.

You'll note the incentive sketches with Buzzcomix and TWC have stopped being updated. They will continue to update, just not with any regularity. I appreciate your votes, and please continue to do so, as it helps Living with Toys grow.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: haha...you said poop...
b k (weephar) says: Annoying Dave deserved it...
b k (weephar) says:

That movie sucked...in fact that whole night sucked...I paid like 12 dollars to see that movie and didn't even want to go and neither did z or jen, but jen's friend mumbled something about nothing and we thought she said that was the only movie she wanted to see so we went and then after seeing how shitty that movie was, jen's friend said "I didn't want to see that...I thought you did" ... man were we pissed and we didn't even get drunk...and we accidentally went to the movie sober from other things too...shitty shitty night...z said it best when he said "that was a botched night". But thinking back to  it was more botched than  just "a" ...more like "a really fucking".

 

Don't try to bring light to that shit... that is rascist...

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I ran out of pages in my drawing pad yesterday. That's never happened to me before.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

So I came up with the idea for this comic last week. The layouts (what little there are) and preliminary sketchwork (please refer to previous parenthetical) have been done since this weekend. By rights, the comic should have been up on time (as opposed to an hour and a half late, as it is). I got caught up reading through the archives of Noses Optional (check out the links page). Kristy and Sara-Fred are geniuses (genii?), and the art is excellent. I strongly suggest checking it out.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I have changed my mind as to the new inking style I first tried out on Tuesday. I'm honestly really starting to enjoy it, despite how much longer it takes to get the comic finished (this page alone took the better part of three hours).

In other news, it looks like I might have a job. Starting in November. That...really doesn't help me now, though.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: yeah, but she looks poisonous.
b k (weephar) says: HAHA, thats hilarious.
b k (weephar) says:

Pirates are not as cool as everyone thinks they are...

 

Ninjas are much cooler...

 

 Also, when did pirates get such nice guns like the poison girl?

b k (weephar) says:

Poison girl can smoke with even putting the cig in her mouth...it just kinda hangs out there...i thought at first that it was just falling out of her mouth due to her reaction, but it wasn't.

 

Cuntry sucks by the way... 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Sorry about the lazy comic today. The season finale of Burn Notice coupled with painting the house for 8 hours straight makes for a profound level of exhaustion.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Today's page feels a little rushed to me. Maybe I should have included a couple of pacing panels? I don't know.

Also, if I was a real webcartoonist, I would have just copied the last panel of Mark's first appearance, instead of redrawing it.

That's it for today. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I've gotten set up over at Comixtalk (check out the Links page up top), where you can find news about Living with Toys. Also, feel free to check us out on MySpace (again, take a gander at the Links page).

I'm going to be setting up an FAQ of sorts, so if you have any questions about anything in the comic, please ask.

There's a Contact section up top with my e-mail address and AIM screename, in case you want to say hi.

That's it for now. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Here's the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: GREAT COMIC!
b k (weephar) says: I have no idea what just happened...except that the big dude needs to be slapped upside the head...or maybe that girl can suck his fingercock...
b k (weephar) says: Stupid tn.
b k (weephar) says:

That is hilarious, I just needed to add more to my comment.  I don't know how having sex with an animal less than 40 pounds means it is ok...but does that mean that one can marry a small animal...

 

Brings a whole new light to the argument against gay marriage and how it will cause people to marry dogs...still the dumbest argument(as is the whole crusade against gay marraige)...but something to think about... 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I've a job interview tomorrow morning, so the next chapter of The Fish Saga will either be up on time or extremely late. Stay tuned, and wish me luck. And a pony.

Also, I got sunburned today while painting the house, so those of you who have been wishing me spontaneous combustion should cut it the fuck out now please.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says:

I don't want a sponaneous combustion...more of a drawn-out, slow painful, burn... 

b k (weephar) says: How does the redhead smoke like that...?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Here's the comic! On time, for once, as opposed to 10 hours late. I don't need to sleep ever.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Addendum: Brendan, Krys is a magical magician who uses magic to smoke.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: Brendan: I really hope rhinoceri don't tell you to do things. Terrible things.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Brendan: Not so much the French that I'm against, per se, so much as the french horn. Which is the worst sounding instrument after the harpsichord.

Magzelline: The more you drink, the funnier I am.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Well...she's angry. I'll justify it with "it gets the point across" but mostly the skull is awesome.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: HA HA NOW YOU SAiD POOP AS WELL.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Pirates are far superior to ninjas. Pirates have...scurvy. And also parasites.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Is that really an argument against gay marriage? Are you kidding?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Check out last Sunday's comic. This is the continuation of it.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

This is an actual law. I found it while I was researching beastiality laws.

...

For Saturday's gag. Research purposes only.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: Oh that's awesome. Thanks for that. Next time I start smoldering for no reason I'll know who to blame.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Sorry the comic is up late! I am fucking exhausted, and so it took some motivation to get the comic done. I am rather proud of it, though.

In other news, the job interview went pretty well. Yay for me. I'll know in the next week or two. Meanwhile, looking for more work.

Hooray television! I was impressed enough with both Chuck and Bionic Woman to keep watching. Life was way awesome, and I'm looking forward to watching as it progresses. House's season premier was a little weak, but still pretty good. The season premier of Heroes, on the other hand, has me completely hooked all over again. Damn you, Tim Kring. The one big surprise was Journeyman, which I thought was great. I was not expecting that at all. I fucking hate anything to do with time-travel, but the series looks promising. We'll see how it goes.

That being said, sitcoms suck.  Back to You, the new Kelsey Grammar vehicle, is pretictable garbage. 'Til Death, on the other hand, is just flat annoying.

My opinions are awesome. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says: Where do I get that car?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

You may think it's stupid, but the next time you're stuck in traffic you'll be playing this game.

Enjoy the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

That's right, I'm interrupting The Fish Saga for this cliched gimmick. The story, such as it is, will continue on Monday.

Reader Mail Saturdays is something I'm going to continue to be doing until you guys stop asking questions. So keep those questions coming! And if you hate Reader Mail Saturday, and such is your right, then you may as well skip Saturdays here for a while, as I've got enough questions asked already to keep going for a while.

Check out the Contact link up top to get in touch with me with questions of your own. Or just leave them in the comments section here, or on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/angryimpstudios and you'll likely see your questions answered in the comic.

Oh, and full color comics will also return on Monday. So no worries.

Thanks for reading! See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Here's the comic! As I mentioned earlier, The Fish Saga will continue tomorrow in full color.

I went to watch The Kingdom tonight, which was rather a lot better than I had expected. One of teh few problems I had with it was that with right about 30 minutes left, it remembered that it was supposed to be an action film. So the ending is a little rushed.

Deadwood is awesome.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I went to the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art in New York City. You may have heard of them if you frequent lots of webcomics. MoCCA is doing an exhibit on "The Infinite Canvas" featuring webcomics. It is most excellent. Check it out at www.moccany.com, and definately go to the museum if you're in the city.

Whilst there, I picked up The Tick: The Naked City by Ben Edlund (yes...that The Tick). So that's why the comic is late.

See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

SPOON!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Here's the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

Enjoy the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Addendum: This is a reminder to e-mail me at thetricksterking@gmail.com with any questions you have about the comic. Your questions may be included in the Reader Mail Saturdays segment, so ask to your heart's content.

b k (weephar) says: I can't wait to play that game!
b k (weephar) says: I need a rhino...
b k (weephar) says: I hate when that happens.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

It occurs to me that the motion arrows in the fifth panel are very...lewd.

Enjoy the comic. See you tomorrow!

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says: What, when a sassy rhinoceros covered in what we can only hope is anything other than blood walks into the room? I do too.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: But he'll just beat you up, yell at you, and steal your things.
b k (weephar) says: DENNY'S!!! What heppened to Waffle House-knockoff?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

The waffle place from Face! comics on Sundays? That's only the one place.

In retrospect, I should have used Biscuitville for this comic instead of Denny's. Intrinsically more hilarious.

b k (weephar) says: No, when I book a hotel and it is at the evil dead house.
b k (weephar) says:

YUUUUUUm...biscuits...

 

Its funny, I now live in a place with tons of wafflehouses, and I still haven't been...I should go sometime soon...ashley dolliver said it is awesome... 

b k (weephar) says: I could so see that happening to you...kind of like that time when I threw that firecracker and you managed to run into it...that was classic.
b k (weephar) says: Oh...thats where they come from...I thought they came from the tanks on toliets...you know the magic black ball in there that floats and lets the toliet know that it is done filling the tank...I thought those doubled as carnivorous rhino eggs...and that is why there is only one that people know about...cuz the rest drowned in those tanks.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Stan Lee has to envision it, Jack Kirby has to design it, and then Tim Story has to "modernize" it (read: sell it to Dodge).
Dan (thetricksterking) says: Ashley Dolliver is a liar. Waffle House is not delicious. Waffle House is where you go when you can't find food. During the Civil War, stranded cavalry would resort to eating their own horses. That's what Waffle House is like. It's a last vestige of false hope.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

I'd completely forgotten about that. That...that really sucked. I couldn't hear right for a week.

b k (weephar) says:

God, I like the rest of the week so much better.

 

I have no clue what was going on in that comic...I mean first there is a car driving into a waffle house then a random robot then a guy on his back on a couch or table or something with his heart sitting next to him (i think he may be dead but that panel sucked) then it is back to the car crashing into the waffle house, except there is a canon in between that tosses (not shoots) something something and the front of the car turned red.   I have no clue what that means.

 

I can't wait to go back to TN and see the fish lasso arrest... 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: Brendan: Sorry! I saw that you had left a comment, but it seems to have unceremoniousy disappeared.
b k (weephar) says: Well, thats ok...it wasn't important...i think i was just wondering what happened to the pigs...but we find out tomorrow....
b k (weephar) says: Oh wait...I remember...I wrote some long thing about the dragon and confusion and wondering if Katie Prime was related to optimus...
b k (weephar) says: So you need to have stigmata to be able to take on the pigs...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: No, you're confusing cause and effect.
b k (weephar) says: Are u missing panels?   Also, whose car?
b k (weephar) says: Forgiven.
b k (weephar) says:

I have no idea what that means.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: That's because that alligator? That alligator is a pompous ass.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: It's Bob's (flying) car, but Carnivorous Rhinoceros stole it at the beginning of the story. Sorry if it's a little confusing.
Maureen Hawes (gr8fulpenny) says:

i don't know if arson solves everything.... i mean, after a night of eating refried beans..... well, you know

however, i do know that a flame thrower has been on my christmas list for the last several years.....dear god, how hard can it be to find a flame thrower on ebay???

b k (weephar) says: Poor dan...
b k (weephar) says: SO what kind of ship is this Erect Direction??
b k (weephar) says: As least it wasn't stolen...well it kind of was...
b k (weephar) says: I need to get Howard the duck.
b k (weephar) says: I think he should cover that tattoo with a tattoo of a fucking band-aid...maybe fucking some anti-septic...
b k (weephar) says:

Thanks for the answer.

 

SOMETHING NEW...I HATE CHANGE...MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APART!!!

b k (weephar) says: Good comic...except I have trouble reading these...can you try to write bigger or buy me a bigger monitor?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the face! comics have been done for over two years now...so no. i've noticed the same problem with the regular comics, though, so i'll work on getting those more legible.

b k (weephar) says:

Krys looks like she is gonna fuck that squid at first...but then gets eaten...oh well...

Dan (thetricksterking) says: yeah, squid totally wins vs fire.
b k (weephar) says: I didn't even realize that the fire was her fight against the squid.  I thought she was lighting a cig or something.  Her eyes are what makes her look like she is turned on.  Besides what a fool...everyone knows that fire is powerless against a squid...squids are made from magical waterskin so they can't be burned...
b k (weephar) says:

WORK!!!

You got a job...cool.

(you might have mentioned it in the notes, but i usually don't pay much attention)

I want to see more fighting... 

b k (weephar) says: I KNOW!!!  It's that fat loser from face...
b k (weephar) says: Dan should get some images above his head...it isn't fair that he is the only one without them...
b k (weephar) says: Go to sleep.
b k (weephar) says: THE SKULL!!! NO!! How will she be able to light her cigs??
Dan (thetricksterking) says: If you'll note, she doesn't appear to need the skull to set things on fire.
b k (weephar) says: But I thought that the fire was part of her power...and she lost her skull: the source of her power...
b k (weephar) says: YAY...Dans drunk.
b k (weephar) says: Dan has poo-brains...haha.
b k (weephar) says: haha
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Brendan: whatever you said appears to have been eaten by a shark. Please repost it.

b k (weephar) says: Shit...I don't remember what it said...that fucking shark...I am pretty sure it was some explanation about how care bears can defeat robots, but I don't remember why, so I was probably wrong...
b k (weephar) says: stupid brain....
b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA...i don't get why "nipples the bear" means cold, but it sure sounds funny (and something you would say)...

 

Is that a new chick? or is it just Crystal in fall clothing? 

b k (weephar) says: That sort of happened to me in real life a couple months back except it was in my attic and i was doing illegal things and the spider appeared out of nowhere and almost dropped down into the bowl...crazy freaking red one...looked poisonous...until i killed it...my brother must have jumped 8 feet in the air.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it's katie prime in fall clothes (i.e., normal clothes with long sleeves and a cute hat).

the nipples the bear progression is as follows: cold = nippy = nipples = nipples the bear

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! awesome. i hope you smoked the spider.
b k (weephar) says:

i think you forgot nippy = erect nipples = nipples, and i understood that part, BUT where does the bear come in?

 

Also, Katie Prime is looking good in her fall clothing... 

b k (weephar) says: ...good enough for a certain carnivorous animal to eat...
b k (weephar) says: um, that makes me hurt...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

was that a cunnilingus joke? man, i hope so.

as for the bear, you'll have to read through diesel sweeties for that.

b k (weephar) says: Haha, I didn't even notice the lnog legs till I read that...
b k (weephar) says: no...unfortunatly i am not that creative...i was talking about the rhino...
b k (weephar) says:

God, that sounds like my old roommate talking about me...haha

b k (weephar) says: Awesome...just awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

for serious...we need to turn christmas off. this is getting out of hand.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i really wish you hadn't sent me that link defining "duke ellington" in the urban dictionary. that made me sad forever.
b k (weephar) says: hahaha...awesome
b k (weephar) says:

Is that on toliet paper?

 

Congrats on goin pro! 

 (you may want to put our web address on there.)

b k (weephar) says:

Its because she got her skull back.

(she is scary) 

b k (weephar) says: Yay a face i can actually read.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: yeah...they're few and far between. still, the skeeve is awesome.
b k (weephar) says:

Yo

You should tell your job that you need to work on comics while you are at work...that way you can get paid to create comics.

Also, you are doing a lot of nutshots lately...not that there is anything wrong with that... 

b k (weephar) says: I hope that works...
b k (weephar) says: fuck...
b k (weephar) says:

I don't know if you actually burn your hand...

 

I mean you didn't burn your face that time... 

b k (weephar) says: GO BOB!
Adam (theredfish) says: I actually lol'd.  This is awesome.  -Adam
Adam (theredfish) says: Holy god that is funny.
b k (weephar) says: I got a kick out of it..
b k (weephar) says:

I am so confused...and what does a side of ham have to do with anything?  (It is s a stupid phrase.)

 

Dan, explain why this comic looks like crap. 

b k (weephar) says: I am glad you broke through the writer's block...
b k (weephar) says: What a dick!
b k (weephar) says:

fuckin magnets...

 

Also, Bill Nye vs. Mr. Wizard would be a good fight IF it weren't for the age difference...I mean Bill Nye is like 32 and Mr. Wizard is like 82 (at least that is what I remember from watching them back in the day)...but I think that Mr. Wizard would destroy Bill Nye if they were close in age, because Bill Nye is a lanky bitch... 

b k (weephar) says: Is Carniverous Rhino based on arod?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: not even a little bit.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: methamphetamines are the answers to all of your questions.
b k (weephar) says: maybe subconsiously...
b k (weephar) says: Is Crystal your muse??
b k (weephar) says: I got all excited when I saw how long this comic was...then I realized I already read it...damn teasing clip strip...
b k (weephar) says: I hate buzz...
b k (weephar) says: Nice.
b k (weephar) says: The similarities between rhino and arod just keep increasing...
b k (weephar) says:

Hmm...i went back and read when that asshole explained what the deal was with the eating and now i understand what he said...

 

He is still an asshole. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: Yeah, Intellectually Pompous Alligator is a bit of a prick.
b k (weephar) says:

HAHA!

 

Awesome today. 

b k (weephar) says:

OK...I am posting this a second time, cuz this board hates to save comments

 

No Country for Old Men is amazing...go see it now...why are you still reading this..go NOW!!

 

BTW, the ending is awesome, and if you don't think so then you are probably just a feeble-minded douche. 

b k (weephar) says:

so many words...must push on...will i make it to the end...made it...

 

(I think it cut off the right side) 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

probably. you're not missing anything.

b k (weephar) says: HAHA...Natalie Portman is awesome...good thing i didn't see(remember?) the professional.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: You should, it is an awesome movie. Gary Oldman is crazy badass in it.
b k (weephar) says: Yeah...but..but...it might ruin Natalie Portman for me forever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: If Revenge of the Sith didn't, then nothing will.
b k (weephar) says: That star wars movie...i don't even remember her being in that...even though i knew she was in it...i just have no clue what part she played(i think some kind of royalty, but it must have been a small part)...star wars is over rated anyway...and sith was the best of the new three
b k (weephar) says:

I didn't see beowulf and probably won't (at least in theatres) but kudos on the darkwing duck reference.

 

(I hope it is cool to say kudos...) 

Adam (theredfish) says:

I love rob's expression in the last panel

 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: it's always cool to say kudos.
Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: Next time you come down to Florida, I'll show you a couple of Photoshop tricks to make the digital color look better.
b k (weephar) says: sweet...
b k (weephar) says: Wow, someone commented before me...and only the 6th comment from someone other than me and only the 2nd since oct. 8 (yes I checked...I am anal like that...and I could be wrong because sometimes my comments get deleted (censored???), its bullshit)...welcome Santiago...I think we met once in Florida about 6 or 7 years ago, you are dan's cousin...I think...anyway.=, comment more often and make outlandish comments about dan's comic...and hate face too...

 

As for the toothache...i hear smack works well too...
b k (weephar) says: Actually, I think we met one time since then, but i could be wrong...
b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA

Awesome. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: no it was not awesome not awesome at all goddammit
b k (weephar) says:

That idea doesn't seem stupid...

 

(Thats what she said) 

b k (weephar) says:

Nice...domain name!

 

Also, I finally went to waffle house...never need to go there again...

 

In other news, Dolliver must smoke some amazing drugs,  if she can say that she likes waffle house. 

b k (weephar) says:

So when will he be dancing?

 

Also, when is rearing not pronounced raring? 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

when it is rearing it's ugly head. 

also when you are rearing a butt.

with your penis.

b k (weephar) says: Now i am just confused...
b k (weephar) says:

Cool.

 

Stupid ice... 

b k (weephar) says: hmm...a car with legs...rhino might be on to something...
b k (weephar) says: or maybe he just wants to kill people...
b k (weephar) says: poor dan...
b k (weephar) says:

Yeah, I would say #4.

 

Also, love is probably comparable to the feeling I get when I wake up and know that I don't have to work with or see donegan. 

b k (weephar) says: Yeah...probably well-deserved vengence.
b k (weephar) says: Wouldn't that be the punisher 2?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

no. the next punisher movie, war zone, is a new film with no connection to the thomas jane one (new cast, director, writer, etc).

though technically, it would be punisher 3 because of the 1989 dolph lundgren shit pile.

b k (weephar) says:

yeah

sick = suck

though that only time i get sick tends to be when i do it to myself...(usually) 

b k (weephar) says: yay...happy new year!
b k (weephar) says:

Nice Katie Nice.

 

b k (weephar) says: no puns for you
b k (weephar) says: u should get a radio...
b k (weephar) says: i think i like ted...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: but...but ted's bad.
b k (weephar) says: ted should eat rhino
b k (weephar) says: It must be serious if dan is tellin people to put on pants...
b k (weephar) says: Bob must really like pants...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: do you really want to charge around a hospital with dan and krys (who has a propensity for setting things on fire, i might add) in one of those assless hospital gowns? i would demand pants as well.
b k (weephar) says: umm...ok
b k (weephar) says: I think that thing is just misunderstood and doesn't want to commit any harm...dan needs to help him...for the good of mankind...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You sir are a drunkard!  Comics first then boozin, get your priorities straight.  Oh yeah, you need a Cuato (the mutant from Total Recall) reference in there.
b k (weephar) says: Wow, now I know two people whose birthday it is today...Happy Birthday Alex!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

but the hootch is so much more fun!

also, the only total recall reference i would put in is the lady with 3 bazoomazooms. i don't care if one is papier mache.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says:

SHARPIE!?

Remind me to slap you for using SHARPIES on your art.

Faber Castell is the way to go, dammit!

You really need to make it down here soon, ya bastard. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i know. i'm a bad bad rubber piggy.

b k (weephar) says:

i am so confused

but am glad to see ted 

b k (weephar) says: I KNEW IT!!
b k (weephar) says: Am I reading this correctly?  This is the last Face! comic?  No more trying to squint to read whatever gibberish some fat lady says in a wafflehouse.  This is the best Face! ever...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: no, not the last face! comic. actually, it's nearing the end i think. but then there will be more equally bad comics on sundays.
b k (weephar) says: Haha, oh well...someday soon i predict that you will give us amazing sunday comics...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i doubt it. i have a lot of crappy comics to put up.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Was that drawn on a liquor order?  Nice one Lushy McLusherson.
b k (weephar) says: by someday soon....i mean within the next ten years
b k (weephar) says: I got a large boom stick...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha ha that was a joke about your penis. i get it. i get jokes about your penis.
b k (weephar) says: what...penis??...i was talking about my large boom stick..
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Strokeface!  Good show man.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i just had to squeeze it in there.
b k (weephar) says: poor pot smoking brontosaurus...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Pot Smoking Brontosaurus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: mua ha ha ha ha! ted thinks dinosaurs are delicious!
Vincent Wongvalle (impulse) says: I can't believe you just killed pot smoking brontosaurus!!!
b k (weephar) says: i don't know what happend...but i see the boom stick...
b k (weephar) says: canned laughter in the 21st century = terrible sitcom (most of the rest are just marginally bad)
b k (weephar) says: That was a pretty good face.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Nice!  Lionel Ritchie references, SWEET!
b k (weephar) says: THE BOOM STICK!!
b k (weephar) says: I knew my boom stick was better than rhinos...its always ready to go and never needs recharging!
b k (weephar) says:

That rhino stickup doll is awesome...where can I get one?

 

(merchandising idea!) 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i hadn't even thought of that. but now i am going to do that.

eventually.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: man, i really hope you aren't talking about your penis.
b k (weephar) says: yeah...my boom stick rules!
b k (weephar) says: Sweet, I thought it was a good idea...sign me up when there is one ready...
b k (weephar) says: Is the oversized gameboy in cell 2 the bomb...i am so confused...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oversized...gameboy...?

oh. that was supposed to be the car door. rended (rent?) off by the horrible shoggoth-type thing. obviously, i did not do a good job of this.

b k (weephar) says:

o...i see it now

 

 

but i like game boy 

b k (weephar) says: don't take it personal micki...sunday is just bad comic day...i am sure that when your b-day isn't on a sunday, you will have a great comic put up in your honor.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: That artwork is amazing!  The storytelling fantastic!  I am truly in awe!  Oh wait, I wrote and drew that.
b k (weephar) says:

Now everything makes sense.

 

Rhino rules (but is an ass).

Boom! 

b k (weephar) says: Ain't that a bitch!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: dammit! i wish i had made ted say that instead.
Ellie M (tehlinda) says: Skeeve lives on on my bedroom door....i think.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: is that still there?
Ellie M (tehlinda) says: should be.
b k (weephar) says:

was that the boom stick?

 

(i just realized i haven't read in like a week...sucks not being bored at work and having time to do cool stuff like read this.

b k (weephar) says: I say a boom-chika-boom!
b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA...I love the writer's block...

 

(maybe nother merchandising idea?  I would love my very own writer's block) 

b k (weephar) says: man, she has scary hands...is she a vampire?
b k (weephar) says:

Potatoe Demons?  Are they good to eat?

 

(Notice the Dan Qualyle spelling of Potato) 

b k (weephar) says: hmmm...i like to fly too...
b k (weephar) says: Carni Rhino is named Dave???
b k (weephar) says: Is he gonna shoot up some h?
Nick (nykidemus) says: Brea's birthday Friday. Call and wish her well or I break your legs.
Vincent Wongvalle (impulse) says: I'm liking this new/different tone.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

thanks! we'll go back to being "funny" soon, though.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: he is not going to shoot up some h.

or is he?!?

no. no he is not.

fatty: will do, cap. thanks for reminding me.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: no, it's a quote from 2001: a space odyssey. carnivorous rhinoceros name is...carnivorous rhinoceros.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: but all of the maths!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

*golf clap* very nice, good sir.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: she...goddammit, i hadn't even noticed that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: a writer's block plushie? hurm...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: isn't that a buttporno sound?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that would have been the boomstick.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

iMPORTANT STUFF DOWN HERE! HEY! HEY! PAY ATTENTiON!

THiS iS DAN, THE DUDE iN CHARGE OF LiViNG WiTH TOYS. TODAY'S (02-15-08) COMiC WiLL BE LATE BECAUSE THE iNTERNET iS BEiNG A FUCKTARD. THiS iS ALSO THE REASON i AM SAYiNG THiS NOTiCE HERE, iN THE COMMENTS, AS OPPOSED TO iN A NEWS POST.

WiLL TRY TO GET iT FiXED AND POSTED AS SOON AS POSSiBLE.

-DAN-

Ellie M (tehlinda) says: /grins
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

everyone loves the skeeve.

everyone. loves. the skeeve.

b k (weephar) says: no, it is from something innocent...its like saying boom-shakalakashakalakshakala
b k (weephar) says: haha, sorry to mess up your thoughts
b k (weephar) says: I solved all of the maths.
b k (weephar) says: ok, i missed that one...i need to see that.
b k (weephar) says:

why is he so mad? 

b k (weephar) says:

hey

chill...you got it up and now everyone is happy :) 

b k (weephar) says: i was gonna critique your drawing, but decided against it...
b k (weephar) says: No more Face! ?  Yay...i had so much trouble reading those, that i just couldn't take it...this looks interesting...its retro dan comics.
b k (weephar) says: Its pot-smoking brontasauras!!
b k (weephar) says: god, that sucks...you are killing him again.
b k (weephar) says: so confused.  what is that thing?  (at first i thought it was the dinosaur body, but then i realized it was just a blob with arms lega and a fucking face!!  the skeeve is bizarre...and is kind of creepy...can it fly?)
b k (weephar) says: yummy...butt leprosy
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I would have settled for antiobiotics.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

antibiotics cannot stop the butt leprosy!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's the skeeve. that link in the newspost is his first appearance, back in face! and yes he can fly with his tiny, tiny wings.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: you're goddamn right i am.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: or at least his floating head.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: these are very very old. can't promise they're any easier to read, though.
b k (weephar) says: Do you realize that their was a time before AIDs?  What the fuck...why couldn't I have lived in it???  This is bullshit!
b k (weephar) says: I like this...it reminds me of who is who...you should put a link somewhere so I can have reference to characters whom I have forgotten.
b k (weephar) says: Dan...you still look like a douchebag...
Nick (nykidemus) says:

Omg laser bees!

 

b k (weephar) says: interesting...bees in your head...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: laser bees are cr5, provided you apply 3.5 swarm rules.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh, ha-goddamn-ha.

ass.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i'm not sure any of these characters will appear again. some haven't appeared at all, and some are pretty different from their finished versions (namely harold and frog).

Nick (nykidemus) says: I want the plasmid that shoots bees. It's like a gun that shoots guns that shoots little bazookas that in turn shoot rockets which fire lasers.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: That is the largest stinger I have ever seen!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

The Yeti must appear again!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'll bet you say that to all the boys.
b k (weephar) says:

HAHA

 

I am just playing. 

b k (weephar) says: It just flys up and stings you and doesn't do much more...thats awesome...not sure why though...
b k (weephar) says: HAHA, nice one dan.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Ok, I actually laughed that time. Good show.
b k (weephar) says: Its not sinking in...:(
b k (weephar) says: leap year b-day...that sucks until you are like 60...cuz then its like you are 15...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Taste my 13 THACO bitch!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh man...that was such a terrible system to keep track of AC.

b k (weephar) says: no
b k (weephar) says: Sounds like fun...you should have ripped the room number signs down and mixed up the numbers for everyone...then you would have really ahd fun.
b k (weephar) says: We need more bog in America.
b k (weephar) says: Who is Gary Gygax?  (I hate batteries)
b k (weephar) says: Oh wait...now I know...I really wish I didn't know that... (though i had heard that the creator of d&d had died...I just wish I didn't know his name)
b k (weephar) says:

What happened to the bees?

Congrats on 200 comics...i can't believe i read them all.

  

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the bee got shot in the face. don't you remember? it was back here:

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/thetricksterking/livingwithtoys/series.php?view=single&ID=105761

that link is big.

also: you even read the extra bad ones!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you...hate batteries? the hell?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

but we already have south florida.

oh snap!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: we were extra-tarded enough already without having to complicate matters.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

cheese hat is all the breakfast!

b k (weephar) says: That was the end?  I thought that was just the beginning of the end...
b k (weephar) says: batteries suck...they should last forever but they don't so they should last as advertised but they don't...then you get rechargeable ones and they start losing their ability to hold a charge so they suck..I want wireless power NOW!
b k (weephar) says: good one dan
b k (weephar) says: yum cheese
b k (weephar) says: happens
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: 8 HP! Does that tiny goblin have a strength bonus?  Is that short sword (1-6 HP of damage) magical in nature? 
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

goblins...have...a natural damage bonus towards elves? maybe?

...crap. i guess it is a super-strong goblin.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Is that a Gauntlet reference I smell?  Nice!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

huzzah gauntlet!

Ellie M (tehlinda) says: hey you. i think you should put your navigation buttons above your comments, that way when the comments get long, like on this page....the buttons are still easily found....yeah.
b k (weephar) says: you get

points for the honey i shrunk the kids reference

b k (weephar) says:

they took my PI symbol out :(

assholes 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! it hates your pi.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Quit asking for forgiveness. The people who will already have.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that high a wisdom score has no business associated with webcomics.

powergamer.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

This is amazing beyond words!

b k (weephar) says: wow, i one time threw a shoe at a friend in the nuts...
b k (weephar) says: fucking hangover
b k (weephar) says: I love how she used the plural of god. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yeah, she does that often.

b k (weephar) says: really, i never noticed...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: off the top of my head, she's done it at least twice before (her first appearance and sometime during the whole thing with ted).
Dan (thetricksterking) says: see, that's just mean.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the hangovernaut is a mighty being indeed.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Mudpuppies, or Macadoos?
Nick (nykidemus) says:

Lavinia says QQ and V_V  way more often than ^_^

 It's pretty hard to emote that you have no hands though. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yes, but n[a]omi was happy!

also, lavinia says X_X

Nick (nykidemus) says: She didnt die, they just cut off her hands and tongue.
Mags Bushman (mags) says: So funny.  :)
Dan (thetricksterking) says: she died eventually.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

mudpuppydos.

actually, it is a called "the afterbirth pub and grille."

b k (weephar) says: Dude batman could totally destroy ironman...why do you think batman has many movies...and i think ironman might be getting one? (not even sure cuz ironman is stupid)
b k (weephar) says: ummy roofies
b k (weephar) says: ok...i guess i had to be there...
b k (weephar) says: david must be a dick
b k (weephar) says: Not graphic enough...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: you really want graphic robot nudity? seriously?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

ironman movie comes out this summer, starring robert downey jr and directed by jon favreau.

and man...it's all clever marketing on batman's part.

Tara (goddess_tara) says: Spike Face should have been named Candy Corn Face, in my humble opinion.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: I play that game WHENEVER I am bored in the car.  I don't have a favorite yet. 
Tara (goddess_tara) says: I want 2 copies of Howard the Duck!  I'm jealous.
b k (weephar) says: haha, thats great
b k (weephar) says:

what the fuck was that? 

b k (weephar) says: kind of like kool aid man...OH YEAH!!!!!!
b k (weephar) says: now i can sleep in peace
b k (weephar) says: also people that want "some gratuitous robot pornography" should start posting
b k (weephar) says: wow, dez needed to be convinced to go to that...with vanilla pudding...that looks like whatever species dez should want to tap that with or without pudding...
b k (weephar) says: that one is for the ladies out there...right? (trying to relate to women with your comic or something...?)
b k (weephar) says: wow...craziness
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

That care bear's stare is rather frightening.  The Care Bear Stare is supposed to be... well, caring.  Not angry. 

 But the bear gets punched in the face later, so all is well.

Tara (goddess_tara) says: I really enjoyed the Thomas Jane one.  Sad.
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

I liked PSB.  :(

I'm saddened.

Tara (goddess_tara) says: You can't do that, Dave.
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

*sigh*

 I was all hopeful.

Tara (goddess_tara) says: Oooooh.  I see what you did there.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: Oh, the puns!  They hurt!!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Nice Spider-man like pose!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Nice extra fingers.  Just when I thought you couldn't have any more shock value puns you have him giving the shocker as he shocks.  In the words of Fear Factory that is a "Shock to the System!"
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

puns are good for you, tara!

man, i was really hoping somebody would catch that shockingly crude reference!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: damn. i was going for black canary.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: yes, i am trying to relate to both of the women who read this comic.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: "tap that with pudding" you say? i am intrigued and mollified by these images.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: yes they totally should!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

except exponentially less cool than the kool aid man.

he so dreamy.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you're just saying that because there are robot nippies on the screen.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i so clever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: wcn won't let me move the buttons. i am going to make things even more difficult by leaving another comment.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: you lost me at "multiverse."
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

everything sucked just as badly back then, too.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! you said "tit."
Dan (thetricksterking) says: don't feel bad for pot-smoking brontosaurus. his head is delicious!
Tara (goddess_tara) says: That MLE is a pretty hot babe.  Carnivorous Rhinocerous sure knew what he was doing.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

How on Earth could Grape Ape be in jail?  He seemed like such a nice mammal. 

Tara (goddess_tara) says:

Most males are nice until you reject their advances.  Apparently, apes get angry.

Tara (goddess_tara) says:

I think Krys is my favorite character.  She's such a badass.  I am very excited about where this plot is going! 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

everyone hearts krys.

and then she makes you explode.

b k (weephar) says: twice is not often...
b k (weephar) says: go batman!  also, is favreau in it? cuz he is awesome
b k (weephar) says: damn, that comes out in less than a month
b k (weephar) says: is that from 1952??
b k (weephar) says: no, that is really great...but the robot nippies don't hurt
b k (weephar) says: damnit, now i want pudding and sex...
b k (weephar) says: who is that?  who is shock jock?
b k (weephar) says: wow, i don't really remember writing that first comment...is that bad?
b k (weephar) says: I wish i knew the date that i posted that comment and the last one i posted...
b k (weephar) says: p.s. see comment on the 3rd
b k (weephar) says: ok, this is weird, cuz it was definetly april 3rd that i posted that one and the one on the 1st, but i don't think i did anything that day that would affect my memory, and i do remember reading those comics, just not making the comments...weird...it must have been really really late and i must have been in falling a sleep but still trying to use the comp at the same time...i hate when i do that
b k (weephar) says:

you had to draw hannah montana?

That sucks.  You should have said no.  who wants a picture of a future tabloid princess?

b k (weephar) says: oh wait, now i remember that night, i even talked to you online...yeah, things make sense now...
b k (weephar) says: wow thats some good drunken drawing...or u didn't draw her when you were drunk...nevermind
b k (weephar) says: yeah he did
b k (weephar) says: I want to see lightning!
b k (weephar) says: nice.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?  The same thing as everything else.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Nice Viking hat on the skull and crossbones!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it masturbates furiously to halle berry in tight leather?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I was going to ay masturbates feverishly, but you get the point.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: if it's any consolation, i may have been drunk when i originally drew it.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: tears are nature's lubricant!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

he's horny!

ha! get it? because of the horns?

...get it?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

she so fine you could take a pan-handler's sifting pan under her and she would slip through the mesh.

that how fine she be, yo.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

shit, i know i do!

i'll draw anything if i think i can pull it off. i'm a slut that way.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

seriously. what the fuck.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you just answered your own question there, bumpkin.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

both AT THE SAME TiME.

Nick (nykidemus) says: You are a terrible human being.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: you love me, and want to do things to my body.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: He who dares to dream...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...jumps off a cliff and screams "poo"?
Tara (goddess_tara) says: I had no idea Bad Idea Robot was so big!  ... Or at least, that's what your mom said.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: Double-majors boggled my mind.  Why would anyone want to cram 6 years of schooling into 4 years?  I just don't see the merit.  Though I guess I'm the one who still hasn't graduated 6 years down the line, so I guess I took the road less-traveled.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: We need more Skeeve.  For reals. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the skeeve is love.
Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says: I remember Bitfrost!!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I was wondering if that was you who jammed something in my face, or on my face, or anywhere in proximity to my face.  Just don't scream next time.
Adam (theredfish) says: At first I thought Dan was brushing his teeth to get the taste out, but then I realized that was his tongue.
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

That sounds awful!  Next time, if there's nothing around, try to gather enough spit in your mouth to make them go down easier. 

Poor Dan.  Poor silly, silly Dan.

Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says:

Jajajajajaja!!

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Yeah use that saliva for something other than licking young Thai boys for once.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

adam: you just don't understand my art, man! it's, like...transcendental, man! quit trying to keep me down!

tara: yes, it was a stupid idea.

vinnie: i'm glad my misery causes you joy.

justin: well, what else are they for?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

MORE NEWS!

Webcomicsnation is still having some problems, and so the comic is still in a state of horrible flux. Do not expect a new comic tomorrow (04-27-08).

-Dan-

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

EVEN MORE NEWS HOORAY iT'S LiKE GODDAMN FUCKiNG CHRiSTMAS UP iN THiS JOiNT!

Apparently a lot of bad things happened? I'm not getting into it. And I'm drunk, so I'm really not getting into it. Suffice it to say, if all goes well you are reading this by going through the archives.

Otherwise...bitch is catching fire.

-Dan-

kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says: It's very cool to watch you experiment with different lines. I loved it when you found the very thick outlines for black and white in the fall and I was sad to see them go last week. But this strip finds as good a balance as the thickly outlined ones. Excellent.  
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i'm glad you like it! the strip last week in question was kind of a fluke...i ran out of the appropriately sized pen. i've switched from the "i am impoverished" sharpies to "yay i has some monies?" sakura microns. i will still play with the inking a little, as i too enjoy the super-thick outlines.

keep on rocking!

Tara (goddess_tara) says: Onoes!  They're surrounded!  The way you drew the eyes on all but the blue ninja make them look rather... stoned.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: On second thought they might also look unstable. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says: can't they be both?
Tara (goddess_tara) says: Aren't we all?
Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says: I like the new look Dan, and by the way the strip rocks!! I try to check it everyday.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Bob < Ninjas. That is all.
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

Haha! Bob's crazy eyes delight me. m I lol'd. 

Tara (goddess_tara) says:

You should feel free to pretend that rogue "m" never existed.

Adam (theredfish) says:

Rutebega belt is amazing.

Lou Bega belt is not. 

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

Was that before or after he mastered the kick to the nuts?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

after, but before mastering the ancient art of headbutt to the spleen.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

nick: main character is ALWAYS > unnamed cannon fodder

adam: i thought you'd like that. it occured to me afterwards that the punchline (pun intended) in the next page should have been "punch to the esophagus!"

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's because you're awesome. that's what awesome people do.
Tara (goddess_tara) says: You'd think that ninja would have been more prepared for that.  Puh.  Pirates are so superior.
Nick (nykidemus) says: LIES AND HERESY
Nick (nykidemus) says: That's why ninjas should never be cast as minions.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

ninja have ALWAYS been minions. that's what they're for. that's why they wear streamlined black clothing and masks. they're easier to draw/animate/wardrobe.

you'll note bruce lee was never fighting hordes of viking.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: if it makes you feel better, you can pretend they're not real ninja. they're children dressed as ninja.
Adam (theredfish) says:

I remember it well.  There I was, minding my own buisness when all of a sudden a computer-generated hologram infromed me that my father had left a secret, expensive base to me and that I was to use the technology within to fuel my glam-rock superhero carreer.

 Oh wait, I'm thinking of the wrong JEM.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh, you are such a card.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Chewie.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Damn right indeed.
Nick (nykidemus) says: I'll admit, I too thought it was buttsex.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: only if you're at a furry-con. ramirez from highlander would get you and EVERYBODY YOU KNOW laid. and with crazy-hot-uninhibited-supermodels, no less. that's how he roll, yo.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that's because you would do anything for love.

you'd shout it from the mountain tops.

you would do anything for love.

but you won't do that.

oh no.

no you won't do that.

Nick (nykidemus) says: I'm sold.
Nick (nykidemus) says: But Dan, I'd do anything for love, but I would never let you down.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I always thought he wouldn't do a snowball, because when Meatloaf gives you his mangoo, he does not share that with anyone, not even the great Meatloaf himself. 
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Walker Texas Ranger clips, PULL THE LEVER!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Anyone looks better when your standing next to Chewie, do you realize even I would look clean shaven next to a wookie.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: How you suffer for your art.  How Bob suffers for his drinking.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it is truly a curse.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: but you'd also look like you hang out with furries. and that would not rock.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: not nearly as funny as octagon, though.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

meatloaf might not do autoeroticasphyxiation for love, either. i think that song is misleading, i think there are a lot of things he won't do for love.

maybe it should be called "i would do some things for love, within reason, except for the following"

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...wasn't there a newspost there this morning?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: He will have to put on some pounds to fully sport the Taft beard in all its glory.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"glory" is not exactly the word i would use to describe it.

the word i would use is "walrus."

Nick (nykidemus) says: ^_^
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

This is truly a work of art!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: gorilla is just misunderstood! he only wants love!
kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says:

Happy Belated Birthday!

The new lines look great!  Minimizing the difference between the thick and thin lines makes it ultra-contoury.  The characters look 3d like puppets. It's like watching a muppet show episode about Japanese fetish sex.

kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says:

 

Which is something I'm glad you're doing and they skipped doing on the original muppet show.

 

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I'll never look at William Perry the same way again.  Well played good sir.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

kerry: i'm glad you like the new arts! i'm equally glad they make you think of kermit the frog using gonzo's proboscis in dark and sinister ways.

justin: now you know what my world is like.

kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says:

Gonzo always was the creepiest muppet.

His nose put the probe in proboscis.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i have seen some terrible fanfiction that follows this conversation unsettlingly close.

there are pictures.

kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says:

Pictures but no link?

You can't protect me you know, I have to see the world as it is.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i'm protecting myself here. that's not something i want to see.

ever again.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says:

Ahhh the classic Wolverine vs. Hulk (rollercoaster)...

 

I like how he looks like he's about to cry. 

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: It is widely believed that Dan started the Artfest fire in the Puck building, hospitalized a man thereby delaying the festival, and then single-handedly increasing the temperature to inhuman, miserable conditions, but...he produced some awesome sketches for fans, even a merman sketch!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

santi: oh man, i totally should have drawn it as the hulk-coaster!

justin: it's not my fault i'm so hot. hot like johnny storm, bitch. burn baby burn, in my love embrace.

all right.

b k (weephar) says: I get it.
b k (weephar) says: Joy.
b k (weephar) says: Awesome.
b k (weephar) says: I know bitfrost.
b k (weephar) says: I remember that joke...
b k (weephar) says: Stupid yeti.
b k (weephar) says: Is he going to die?
b k (weephar) says: I singled-majored in 6 years...GO ME1
b k (weephar) says: Ads
b k (weephar) says: Only chew pills with time-release mechs of fun meds.  Tip of the day.
b k (weephar) says: I AM READING IT!!
b k (weephar) says: I don't know who that is...
b k (weephar) says: Lovin the one words news flashes.
b k (weephar) says: Yeah...if I am understanding that comic correctly, then yes it is pretty bad.  If I am not understanding it correctly, then it still is pretty bad.
b k (weephar) says: I am awesome...just behind.
b k (weephar) says: Thye don't look stoned to me.   Just imtimidating.
b k (weephar) says: This is gonna be awesome.
b k (weephar) says: You should try the ever combative my face to your foot style!
b k (weephar) says: PIRATES DROOL! NINJAS RULE!
b k (weephar) says: Then draw some damn doorknobs.
b k (weephar) says: And did he walk around the world...or just around the building?
b k (weephar) says: I saw Iron Man.  I approve.
b k (weephar) says: That looks painful.
b k (weephar) says:

 I have never been too scared to open my eyes, but I have been to the point of not caring enough to open my eyes...does that count?

Why did you get a new scanner?  

I like RiVET.

You are always a surly bitch...just kiddin. 

I only watched Iron Man once...I lose. 

b k (weephar) says: HAHAH. Awesome!
b k (weephar) says: damn.
b k (weephar) says: B-A-N-A-N-A-S BANANAS GO GO BANANAS GOGO BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S BANANAS GO GO BANANAS GOGO BANANAS
b k (weephar) says: you made fernando a girl?
b k (weephar) says: I posted a comment...and it was long...and it isn't here.
b k (weephar) says: bobby is a to-olizzy.
b k (weephar) says: She could have skipped the first hour...
b k (weephar) says: wait...so what won't he do for love?
b k (weephar) says: yeah dyeing is a stupid word.
b k (weephar) says: Happy Birthdya ANDY!
b k (weephar) says: I think it was...I have not cared enough to open my eyes but never too scared.
b k (weephar) says: Thats a shorter version of my comment that isn't here.
b k (weephar) says: Chuck Norris is only funny if Conan is involved...otherwise Chuch Norris is inherenly NOT funny.  That's what I say and I am ALWAYS right.
b k (weephar) says: Dan's Ramirez got my vote...I want to be laid by crazy-hot-uninhibited-supermodels!
b k (weephar) says: Katie Prime seems to be in a good mood.
b k (weephar) says: Good thing I don't know Laid By James...so it can't be stuck in my head.  I win!
b k (weephar) says:

Yum...extrasuperfunbukkakegoodtimes.

 Also, she looks like a man with boobs...and I will never know the appeal of watching a 4.5 hour walk.

b k (weephar) says: good question...also bald bob is funny looking.

 

b k (weephar) says: OK, so he was always bald...but you know what i mean.
b k (weephar) says: This is gonna be awesome.
b k (weephar) says: Yum.. Squirrel Tacos.
b k (weephar) says: Is Nick the landlord that raised the rent?
b k (weephar) says: Or just NH who thought of Pegacorn or Unigus.
b k (weephar) says: Why were you rubbing on wood?
b k (weephar) says: GOD DAMNIT...I forgot your birthday...shit. 
b k (weephar) says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
b k (weephar) says: (There is no date on here so maybe you will think I did NOT forget your birthday.)
b k (weephar) says: That gorilla scares me.  NO LOVE FOR YOU!
b k (weephar) says: (you being the gorilla)
b k (weephar) says: Damn, I hate when that happens.
b k (weephar) says:

BEST COMIC EVER!!

(of course, anything referencing the Fridge has a huge chance of being a best ___ ever!!)

b k (weephar) says: This is great!
b k (weephar) says: Poor Bob.
b k (weephar) says:

Wait, is that a penis joke? 

Does hair count as height?

Is he tall enough to ride this?

Is this some abstract comic that I don't get?

I have ridden the hulk-coaster...like 30 times...it really loses it after like 13. 

b k (weephar) says:

Nice. 

 

I am all caught up in Living With Toys...I just read the last 2 months or so that I didn't read(back to early april)...comments that I know everyone is dieing to read are scattered throughout them (ok, no one probably cares what I have to say, but whatever). I love work with no actual work.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: awesome! we missed your mad ramblings.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...maybe.

no.

no.

x-men movies notwithstanding, wolverine is supposed to be really short.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

he is thinking "don't taze me, bro!" because pop-culture references are witty.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it is bukkake indeed.

hint: "bukkake" is synonymous with "awesome."

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i can think of several things that would not be a "best _______ ever" if they involved the fridge. like...prison sex. or brain surgery. or the film van helsing (that film is just completely unsalvageable).

Dan (thetricksterking) says: this is why you should clean your fridge more often.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha ha ha!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! thanks man!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...bukkake.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: NH is nick. he and i had this conversation (minus the "raising the rent" part).
Dan (thetricksterking) says: them's the best kind!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

he is a bald-faced bob! ha!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: 4.5? you must be watching the super-abridged version (without the walking). it's more like 14 hours. not counting special features.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: click on the link! or watch american pie again.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: punching faces is how she expresses elation.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: plus, sean connery? sean connery fucking owns.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

sounds like someone who has never watched delta force 2: the colombian connection.

no, it's not me.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he won't forget the way he feels with her. first verse of the song.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: but that's when all of the walking takes place!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: to...what?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

what? no.

what?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i aint no holla back girl, i aint no holla back!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i imagine it is not particularly pleasant.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: we'll just leave it at an ambiguous "around."
Dan (thetricksterking) says: pirates are far superior. for one thing? wenches. i rest my case.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i suppose it is better than crushing your knees with my crotch.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it just...we'll just leave it at "it sucks."
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

now you know! and knowing is half the battle.

the other half is killing people.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

man, i hope not. i love yeti.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...i made this joke before?
b k (weephar) says: that makes no sense.
b k (weephar) says: or just keep it empty.
b k (weephar) says: brain surgery could be best with the fridge...he could be your brain surgery body guard to make sure that no one fucks with the doc while he is in your brain...also he could make sure you don't get forced into prison sex by being you body guard in prison...and he could make van helsing better by making sure that you can't watch it and killing you if you try (ok that  one is a stretch, but hey its van helsing...completely unsalvageable).
b k (weephar) says: The coaster kind of has a phallic nature to it...you sure it isn't a penis joke?
b k (weephar) says: Its good to be back...I went and saw your replies but decided against writing more replies to most of them, since going back two months takes a while and didn't want to have to compulsively keep checking...
b k (weephar) says:

There are some psuedo-mountains called hills in CT...go there.  or better yet just join the zombies...they could use a new friend...

 

Remember the northeast blackout a few years, that was great...we went to the liquor store and needed a flashlight...damn that was like 5 years ago i think cuz only andy was the only one that was 21...time sure flies. 

 

I think you should just proceed to get drunk...nothing else to do during blackouts... 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i don't think either of those will help in the zombie problem.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

probably for the best.

it'd be nice if wcn told us when someone replied, and on which page.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...it might be a penis joke.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...i suppose "it not happening" would be "the best negative thing ever."

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's...less good.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what? how does "i'll never forget the way i feel right now" not make sense?
kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says: Wow, I really like that last panel. I did a study of it in my sketchbook. All of those simply rendered shapes, all overlapping, suggesting so much movement, it made me think of the horse friezes from the parthenon.
b k (weephar) says: yes, yes it would
b k (weephar) says: haha, trick volunteering...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: If facing zombies in a liquor store just lock the door and proceed to get wasted, nicely wasted, so wasted the zombies will get drunk when they eat you.  Problem solved.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that is how it always happens.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

kerry: i...don't even know what to say. i'm blushing a little. you've made a brown man blush (and see? i ruin it by quoting from super troopers).

justin: while i would be drunk, and hence apathetic, that still doesn't solve the problem of not being dead.

b k (weephar) says:

Are people excited over Hulk?  I mean, it doesn't look bad...with Edward Norton and all...but didn't everybody already get screwed once by the Hulk, the last time they made it?  And is this a sequel or a retry or something different and new altogether.

Also, I agree that Night should probably stop making movies.  I think his only really good one was The Sixth Sense.  Signs was a huge pile of shit and people all thought it was so cool and interesting and crazy how everything came together to work out for the humans at the end (the girl with the cups of water that kill aliens, fucking retarded).  HELLO, its a movie, things always work out...I think the only thing that is amazing that worked out is that Night was able to get so many people to believe that was a good movie with an exciting ending, when we all KNOW that he just couldn't think of anything else good to include and just threw some random shit so he could finish it.  Lame.

Have fun with Friday the 13th...not a huge horror fan myself, but at least you will have fun. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yes.

complete restart.

i did not like the sixth sense. i did not like any of his films. i was okay with unbreakable, when that kid was not on screen.

Ellie M (tehlinda) says: hooray for being Volun-told. :P
b k (weephar) says: I think the film makers'(the cohen bros) heart stopped...
b k (weephar) says: NO MORE RiVET!! NOOO!!! (sadness)
b k (weephar) says: awesome
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i am glad you approve!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: nope. no more rivet. now you get to see these horrible strips with their water stains.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

and then immediately restarted.

their new film looks hella awesome.

b k (weephar) says: I just read the blurb...I am excited...they rule.  Did you ever see their first film...Blood Simple?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it rocked the house, yo!

but fargo was better.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: volunpwned is more like it!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

MORE NEWS!

I don't know what the hell is wrong with WCN, but I know it's not working. The next page (Thursday's) will be late.

Rock on.

-Dan-

b k (weephar) says:

What the fuck (WCN), get your shit together!!!

 

Go to the vibes!

b k (weephar) says:

It seems to be working better now, suddenly.

 

Carry on!

 

Who's tooth is that?

b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA!!!

Stupid waste of time.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: lies! now she knows how to beat charmeleon.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

seems to be working better.

judging by the size of it, that tooth belongs to somebody angry.

b k (weephar) says: You beat pokemon by turning off your game boy and going outside!
b k (weephar) says: I am intrigued.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's how you know it's working.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

pokemon beats you by being on a portable system, which you could feasibly play outside.

b k (weephar) says: Yeah, but then the batteries would die...
b k (weephar) says:

Who is al and where did he come from?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lord_Tennyson
b k (weephar) says:

Nice, Get Smart was good?

Go to the Vibes!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: Get Smart was okay. I wouldn't go as far as to call it good.
b k (weephar) says:

rhino reminds me of Bebop...or is it rocksteady?

 Go to the vibes!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: rocksteady. bebop was the boar.
b k (weephar) says:

This is gonna be good.

 Are you going to the vibes?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you always say that, and it is always a lie.

maybe?

Adam (theredfish) says:

It looks like the party skipped over the Outer Planes and landed in the Far Realms.

 Way to go, Westinghouse.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Hentai adventures, HOOOOOO!
b k (weephar) says:

Well...maybe someday...I will be right and it will be good.

 

And then you will hit it big!

b k (weephar) says:

Ok, so far it isn't good...but it will be once they figure out where they are...

Go to the vibes!

Also, you gonna see wanted tonight?  I think i am...if I can keep meg up until the midnight showing...

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

adam: westinghouse? are you referencing the westinghouse effect?

justin: no pornos for you.

Adam (theredfish) says: No, no.  Westinghouse, the manufacturers of the most iconic symbol of the American dream: kitchen appliances.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

OH!

that joke makes sense now!

b k (weephar) says:

I have been there!

Go to the vibes!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: what, to westinghouse?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: not tonight. sunday, though.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that'swhatshesaid
b k (weephar) says:

That place that sucks.

Probably westinghouse, haha.

b k (weephar) says: Damn. Fed is 21. WTF. I am old.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Was that Starro from the first Justice League of America comic?  Is this the golden age of Living With Toys?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: ha! you are an old old man!

justin: OH NO YOU HAS UNEARTHED ALL OF MY PLANS.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: Seriously Dan, why can't you just say "this movie was awesome"? Is it too much to give the people who made it a little more credit than just ruling them out of suckdom? You sound like some English major snob. Oh wait...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i gots to put all them educations to use somehow!
b k (weephar) says:

Sweet, Wanted doesn't suck...i almost went to see that last thurs at midnight but took too long making brownies...they were good...hehehe...and had to miss it...oh well.

What ate what in that strip?

b k (weephar) says:

I am glad that that fucker said fuck it.

Go to the vibes!

b k (weephar) says:

 Are those a group of that thing that got eaten in the third shorty's strip? (I know it was the third cuz the turtle told me.)

Go to the vibes!

b k (weephar) says:

I am glad to hear that Wall-E is good.  Usually I don't care about those pixar movies...but for some reason when I saw the preview of Wall-E on the big screen, it looked awesome, so now I am def. gonna see it.

Is that a big one of the little one that was eaten during the third shorty's comic strip.

Go to the vibes!

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Game over man, game over!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: ...maybe?

justin: gotta learn to stay cool and not to harsh ted's mellow.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

maybe? i hadn't considered it. i just like me some octopodes, apparently.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he might be as well.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: movie + brownies would have been a winning combination.
b k (weephar) says: NOBODY HARSH TED'S MELLOW!
b k (weephar) says:

HAHA...gotta love "That's what she said!" jokes.  I wish I was better with timing so I could use those jokes...I mean until I kill it.

Go to the vibes!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

once you start you can't ever stop.

(see, i just gave you an open)

(see i did it again! goddammit!)

b k (weephar) says: I want one.
b k (weephar) says: OH and her tits look so realistic.
b k (weephar) says: I like bad girls...but her nose kinda scares me.
b k (weephar) says: Invisibe man....didn't even see the visible hole.
b k (weephar) says:

If you look really closely under the cloud in the first frame, you can see some grey markings...not sure if they are letters or not.  But they look like they rubbed off of another page like the newspaper does sometime.  I wonder what Dan could have had next to this page.

 (Analyzing Dan's comics like a History/Discovery Channel show)

b k (weephar) says:

Nice,

that sounds like a great weekend.

Bob shouldn't be such a pussy...an island with a mouth is not a problem.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i don't know...that is a pretty horrible looking mouth.
b k (weephar) says:

Ok, now Bob, that is a problem.

 (yes,i am talking to the comic strip characters)

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that is a thing you are allowed to be doing. it is when they begin to talk back that you may have a problem.
b k (weephar) says:

Ok, we aren't there.

yet...

b k (weephar) says:
  1. MLE's comment is awesome.
  2. I guess Bob isnt a pussy if the adults can feed like that.
  3. Are those islands anyway evolutionarily related to the venus fly trap?
  4. Go to the vibes!
  5. Do you like how I used the numerated list option on the bottom of the comment wysiwyg editor?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...wysiwyg?
Rosana Toro (roxisgod) says:

I thought the smoke was pizza at first

maybe im just hungry... 

b k (weephar) says:

"what you see is what you get"

As in whatever formatting you see in the editor box (bold, underline, bullets, etc) will be exactly how the text looks when posting.  Its pronounced wy-see-wig and sounds awesome and is fun to say. "WY-SEE-WIG! WY-SEE-WIG!"  A lot of HTML editors are wysiwyg.

The More You Know!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i am picturing a tribe of vicious pygmies screaming wysiwyg over and over again.

also they're naked.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: HA!
b k (weephar) says: i could see that...
b k (weephar) says:

AWESOME!!

Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says: These two should be special characters that pop in every once in a while.  U rock Dan!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i knew you guys would like this. wallpaper, perhaps?
Nick (nykidemus) says: FUCK! BEES!
b k (weephar) says:

I approve.

Drink bourbon and have fun.

WOW!(The song 'Cannonball' just started) I have always wanted to know who sang that song and even had the short guitar part on my yakk bakk 2 for like 6 months in 6th grade after I recorded it on the radio.  They rock.  (I guess if I really wanted to know I could have found out by now. )

Also, I don't think the singer has a circumstantially-applicable cock.

Make sure you tap some of that poon from the pictures on the McCarren Park Pool Web Site.  It looks awesome.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i concur!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: no no...just inebriation spots. no beesex.
Adam (theredfish) says:

So... these islands are distinguished only by their mouths, meaning that they are essentialy floating heads with extremely cro-magnon flat foreheads.

 

Keeping that in mind, we extend the last line to read: That's no moon... its a face station. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"face station" might just be my new favorite phrase.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I hate it when that happens.
b k (weephar) says: I thought that people didn't like hellboy 1, am i correct(i think i already asked that) and is hellboy 2 a lot better?
b k (weephar) says: Is that a giant anus or an eye?
b k (weephar) says: My question from the previous strip has been answered....plus I hope I see The Dark Knight on IMAX with awesome humans this weekend!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...i hate you.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

hellboy 1 did better on dvd than in theaters. hellboy 2 is...different. yes, better, but it has a much different tone so it is difficult to compare the two.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: I gotta be honest here. That second panel? Doesn't exactly look too much like an eyelid as it does more like a sideways something something...
Adam (theredfish) says:

 

...ominous rift in space-time? 

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then yes.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what else would you call it?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: It would be really fucking awesome if this website were functioning properly.
b k (weephar) says: Christian Bale beats his mom...I don't think anyone feels kind of goofball...they feel terrified and they just let him and don't say anything...otherwise he will beat you.
b k (weephar) says: Yes, yes it would.
b k (weephar) says: Are you not doing strips on mondays anymore? (Did i miss a meeting?)
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Did you get the memo?  Also we need to talk about your TPS report cover sheets. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: not really planning it; the last couple of weeks i had been going out sundays and didn't really see the point in posting a strip late in the day on monday. this is only temporary, though.

justin: of course, if i had a giant fucking buffer like some people i know, this wouldn't be a concern.

Adam (theredfish) says:

It is good to see that everything is back to normal such as it is.

 

In a quick deconstruction of today's comic, Carnivorous Rhinoceros tells himself to eat shit.  That guy needs to see somebody or something.

b k (weephar) says: Wow, I forgot about the whole president thing...also, in that first frame, it looks like she is skiing on the tounge...awesome!
b k (weephar) says:

but i was already talked to about the TPS reports...

and it sounds like dan has been having a case of the mondays

b k (weephar) says:

Why have the filters off?  I just see exploding stars.  If i was supposed to see porn then this is the second time I was misled today about porn images with safesearch off when searching for an astronomy-related topic.  WTF!!

(The other was related to an article about the fact that we don't see any green stars due to blackbody curves...the article said to NOT search for "blackbody curves" with the filter off...but I saw nothing but graphs similar to the one in the article...its bullshit)

However, if I was supposed to just look at cool images of exploding stars then yes, it was a fun game, and I saw some awesome images.

b k (weephar) says: I liked Face! (I think that is the filler that I liked...)
b k (weephar) says:

That is some awesome art!

I am coming to CT tomorrow!  Gonna chill with Dan!  Then going to the Vibes! BOOYAH!

(yes you wish you were me)

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

adam: what can i say? he eats poo.

brendan: i totally wish i were you.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you didn't see the pornos? did they get taken down?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: nah, man. shit, no man. i believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: yeah, there are a whole lot of presidents without facial hairs.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

NEWS!

I don't know why these newsposts keep getting eaten by bears.

-Dan-

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Because bears know that this is delicious!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: That is scarier than the giant squid in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
Adam (theredfish) says: An homage to the most strategicaly placed photo of a cat.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

justin: i'll bet you dream of it.

adam: i'd completely forgotten about that. thanks.

b k (weephar) says: I think you need to get rhino to guard your newspost from the bears.
b k (weephar) says: I don't konw what happened in that comic.  Is that a scientist poking him?
b k (weephar) says: Man, these drawings are good.  However, how much more ass-taking can these characters take.
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Comment!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

at least a little more.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: LIES.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: nothing good. best just move along.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: won't he just...molest them?
b k (weephar) says: Probably, but at least they won't eat your newsposts...of course rhino might...better not bother
b k (weephar) says: I hope that does something cool.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Game over man, game over!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Did Bob just turn into Bane from Batman?  Also what Presidential look in facial hair is he up to?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: haven't you learned by now that nothing cool ever happens here?

justin: as long as he doesn't have to wear that stupid leotard, sure.

i'd like to point out that "leotard" has the word "tard" in it. it is a horrible article of clothing. i rest my case.

macho man randy savage would make an awesome bane.

also, jim polk. i don't know anything about him except he was a president.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: bob's run out of mans!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

his face! it is so delicious.

nomnomnomnomnom

Dan (thetricksterking) says: man what the fuck
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

do you know what? don't try looking for mantis-on-girl-pornos on the google image search with the filters off.

it won't end well.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you can't tell me you've never sang along to big & rich's save a horse, ride a cowboy.

don't lie. i know you done it.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dammit, not good enough! i need you rofling! i need you all rofling! then i shall use your combined momentum to power my dark machine.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: the last time i played, i was taking a 10-hour road trip. i got so completely caught up in it (and traffic...also horrible traffic) that i missed my exit. twice.

tara: not sold on the anal pathfinder, i take it?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

out of context vagers are always funny!

rhymes with badgers.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

does that...happen pretty often?

this strip is partially based on a true story (the hotel where we stayed wasn't actually this bad...though we never found out if the shower sprayed blood instead of water. see, the water wasn't running at all. because there was a dead rat stuck in the pipes).

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you mean the ball cock? you're talking about the ball cock, right?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: it's arte nouveau, man. dig it.

maureen: you'd be surprised how easy it is to find a flame-thrower.

hell, you can make one from a super-soaker, lighter fluid, a zippo, and some duct-tape.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...maybe?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: now dispatch's "the general" is stuck in my head.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

maybe he'll only want to do the charleston?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: the worst kind, man.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: man...those guys were douche bags. i hope you peed in their food.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what the hell is wrong with both of you? stop it. stop it now.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i am going to type "fucking some anti-septic" into google image search with the filters off, just to see what happens.

...

oh sweet merciful christ on a pogo stick, please make it stop.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you can always take it to a coinstar machine.

OH HO SEE WHAT I DID THERE I AM SO CLEVER

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

maybe she was hoping his spell-resistance wouldn't be too high?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: hooray for monies!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

le gasp! now i have to change the ending!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: but he gets punched in the face. that's pretty special too, right?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

snore.

i just now realized i'd forgotten to draw the manacles on bob's wrists. i'm like rob liefeld all over the place.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that had actually given me an idea for a krys-centric storyline where she tries to retrieve her skull powers.

ultimately never went through with it.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

always a good time.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha ha ha you said poo!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: true story. the coffee wasn't quite so scaldingly hot, though.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: care bears are soft and have organs. robots are typically made of metal, a substance known to pierce organs (though i'm sure it has other properties). i rest my case.

tara: tell that to the care bear firing squad at the end of every episode. not creepy.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: if only it weren't made of poo!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i just now realized how many references to nipples are on this page.

goddamn.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: is it the explosion coming out of bob's crotch in panel two, or his use of the word "crotcheteria"?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it's because she is half ostrich and half raquel welch.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

also, panel 3? ganjasaurus rex? totally foreshadowing.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: back of a beer order, actually. i'm classy like that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that's how she roll, yo.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: man, don't i wish.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: maybe they shouldn't be standing so close to that much explosive.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: nobody is happy, and it is all block's fault.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: to be fair, that firecracker wasn't inside my face.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

MAYBE IT SHOULD BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER.

or...you? wait. who's doing the kicking?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: worst. ninja. ever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it's still there. still being a dick.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID, IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT.

...i almost typed "in a sexual contest."

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

age difference notwithstanding, they're both such hyper science nerds that they'd just lob vats of dangerous volatile chemicals at each other.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: probably not.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

no, she's just the girl with the biggest...um...grasp of telekinesis? i wasn't real sure where this sentence was going when i started it.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you didn't really think i'd draw a 100 panel comic, did you?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: aw...but he loves you so much!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the dude to whom i said this? not a happy dude.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: did...arod unleash plague? because damn.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: he's so sad and looking at his manticles!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i am not even joking, some dude even started yelling that the film was missing a reel.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: she was in all of 8 minutes of the last film, i think. you're...really not missing anything with that new trilogy. like, at all.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i think you mean "kudos."
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i doubt it's censorship, considering the comic never gets censored.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that's the OPPOSITE of what i asked.

...so spake the lady.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i think it's a product of not having anything else to do. when you're bored enough, even waffle house starts to look good.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: try clenching?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it sucked rather a lot.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

one STEP closer to world domination.

ha HA!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

well, he did say he used to be a supervillain.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: one of these days, man, you're going to roll over in your bed and on the pillow next to you...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

well, the man was on fire.

that he managed to regrow his full beard speaks volumes in his favor.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i could have done without the 45 minutes of thomas jane setting up fake fire hydrants.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

damn you and your vastly superior immune system.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this is the comic that convinced me to introduce another protagonist, because i'd used every character by panel 3 and needed a 4th panel.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: she know the rule, yo.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: he is fired. fired from puns.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: we had a radio. we were also in the baltimore tunnel, where radiowaves cannot enter.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: then carnivorous rhinoceros would try to eat ted and it would just be a perpetual motion engine of digestion.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'd be more concern if he was telling people to take off their pants.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: best just move along.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it's like a giant booger with arms and skin.

no.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he thanked you eventually, maybe, while he was washing his hair in the toilet.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

makes you the only one.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's how you know i'm winning.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i sure hope i'm still doing this in ten years.
b k (weephar) says:

You said nothing cool was gonna happen.  LIAR!

He turned into Pheonix.

b k (weephar) says: Oh, poor shorty.
b k (weephar) says:

EVAN ALMIGHTY!!!

That was one of the worst movies I ever saw...and I was high as a kite...god i can't believe you have the two stoners watching that shit called a movie...worst decision of steve carell's career!

b k (weephar) says: God, Bob just became the fucking man.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Looks like Dr. Manhattan to me.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Me too. v_v
b k (weephar) says: Yeah, you are probably right, I don't have enough comic knowledge to really make a judgement on who bob turned into...
b k (weephar) says: What the fuck do you do?  How do you get sick so often?  I never get sick.  I just always wake up and go to work....it never ends, even when I want to be sick, I don't get sick...and I don't even do anything to prevent sickness other than wash my hands...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

nick: it sucks! make it stop.

brendan: i've got no fucking clue. believe me, if i knew i would cut it the fuck out.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

he's the bomb.

ha! see what i did there?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i wouldn't go that far (i prefered it to dan in real life, by way of a for instance), but it was pretty awful.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: he is not a happy man. turtle. turtle man. whatever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: now he's going to go crazy and have metaphorical rough sex with hugh jackman as wolverine. 

justin: i actually modelled his pose on dr. manhattan's first chronological appearance. good call. nerd.

b k (weephar) says: I didn't see Dan in Real Life...and now I won't...thanks for the tip.
b k (weephar) says: I mean seriously, I eat off the floor and do all sorts of retarded shit and I never get sick...its so weird...some people get sick all the time and these are clean people...i dont' get it.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: maybe you should stop actively trying to get sick. just a thought.
Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says: Do you think the hill billies were on their porches holding their rifles ready to shoot?  Hahahahaha
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: AVENGE ME!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

vinnie: they were all trying to learn how to say "squeal like a pig" in russian.

justin: only if i get to drink myself into a stupor and then become a supervillain.

Adam (theredfish) says: If Bob was on fire, can we say his saltpetered out?
b k (weephar) says:

I am just testing my physical limits...I don't eat shit off the floor to get sick...just cuz i dropped it and i want to eat it...

b k (weephar) says: Yay...dan is well...
b k (weephar) says: Georgia is fine...I am here...nobody in Atlanta cared...because they were too distracted by Michael Phelps and all his gloriousness to even know about the Russians attacking...the  hillbiliers were already on their porches holding their rifles ready to shoot regardless of whether they are being attacked or not.
b k (weephar) says: poor shorty...
b k (weephar) says: Phelps won!
b k (weephar) says: Nice beard, dan...but what did you do to the house?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: he threw the worst party ever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

indeed he did.

and bob costa is no less ugly for it.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he seems to be okay with it.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

adam: technically yes, but you're not allowed to. you know why.

brenan: a valid point.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: certainly less diseased, at least.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: takes a few minutes of anything to really affect food you drop on the floor anyway.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You finally ended the storyline?  I don't understand, I thought it would just go on....forever.
b k (weephar) says: yeah, thats what i think...thats why i do it.
b k (weephar) says: and i wouldn't eat anything wet off the ground...
b k (weephar) says: though horrible english...
b k (weephar) says: oh, snap.
b k (weephar) says: well, i am not.
b k (weephar) says: always with the bad parties...
b k (weephar) says: (really, I am jealous b/c i wasn't invited...again)  :'(
b k (weephar) says: I hope they go on another road trip!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

technically, they just got back from a road trip.

though there really wasn't a road.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that's part of what made it the worst party ever.

Nick (nykidemus) says: I'd like to note that Fire-Eyes Bob was awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you might even say it was...BOBtastic!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh shit dog you just snapped me like a fucking rubber band.
b k (weephar) says: I just thought of this...do you realize that your comic is called "Living with Toys" and your dad now owns a toy store?  Crazy.
K H (kh) says:

Finally, I have registered. Now I can make witty comments.

Or I can add nothing relevant, much less witty.

/fail 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

crazy, cat. crazy.

adding nothing relevant? sounds perfect for living with toys.

K H (kh) says: Comicy goodness! The masses demand new comicy goodness!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...penis?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...are you still talking about your penis?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

new sitcoms = sadness pile.

greatest artwork in the history of doodling.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: if only it was even remotely legible.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's how i roll, yo joe.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

more about your penis? just blog about it or something, man. for reals.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: all this penis talk is starting to skeeve me.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

definately. eventually.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

gameboy bombs would have been a better idea anyway.

grenadeboy? gamebomb?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: at least a moderately better looking one.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i would totally build all of my machineries with emergency bombs. that's just...logical.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ALSO a buttporno sound!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: now i can't stop looking at the giant horrible monster hands!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: but...there are more?
Nick (nykidemus) says: I want to watch that, but I demand that it be good, so I'm just going to not watch it and pretend that it listened to me.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Your face is bobtastic.
K H (kh) says:

I particularly enjoyed Rosie in a Skirt from a few days ago. I had to look it up, and then I spent probably an hour and a half looking up bum wines and related information.

Who knew antifreeze could be rebranded as Thunderbird?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: "good for two things: cleaning engines and killing brain cells."
K H (kh) says: Boooooooooooones!
KRYS (krys) says: why is it that when I am finally able to leave snarky remarks, you make me disappear? 
KRYS (krys) says: Tennyson never fails to creep me out.  Good job Dan.  Way to bring back those horrible nightmares I thought had finally ended when we moved out!
K H (kh) says: So when are you going to make a visit to the mancave anyway?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

krys: ha! i win forever.

kyle: ...eventually? i turns out i only have a few days of vacation, and they are being used to go hiking in colorado.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

for plot purposes.

Adam (theredfish) says:

Quick analysis:

   Rocly MountainHigh = Good

   Rocky mountsin Oysters = Bad

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'll make sure not to eat any balls while i'm there.
b k (weephar) says: God damn...a whole year...and you posted almost every day...damn.
b k (weephar) says: Eat the balls...i bet they have good protien or something...
b k (weephar) says: Damn...I wanted cool and I got shorty in the early stages of being tortured by the US gov't...
Nick (nykidemus) says: I'm sure they have LOADS of protein. *rimshot*
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the...us government? the hell?

he's on a spaceship. an alien spaceship.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man did you have to say "rimshot"?
Nick (nykidemus) says: You have improved. It is good.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...thus spake the lady.

Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: It's always lupus.
Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: Don Hertzfledt called. He wants his style back. He also said "I am a banana".
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

man lupus is the worst disease ever.

don hertzeldt will have to wait in line behind patrick alexander and john campbell, whose styles i am blatantly ripping off as well.

Nick (nykidemus) says: In theory I suppose.
Nick (nykidemus) says: I'm going to confess. I dont care much for Cecil.
K H (kh) says: I will second the above opinion.
K H (kh) says:

I'm really digging the facial expression on our poor Man In Hat in the second panel. Big fan of the format changeup. Then again, I'm easily entertained; the whole borderline retardation and everything. Hopefully that's just a temporary symptom from the fumes I've inhaled today.

 /rant

K H (kh) says: I would be inclined to murder the person who gave me a bee filled lollipop.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it would be only fair.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i got a kick out of making these strips, so they'll be popping up some more.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: good news! no more cecil.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yeah, try to take any historical or medical theory from this comic with a grain of salt.

that's just good advice anywhere, really.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: Art imitates life?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I think I used to date that girl in college.
b k (weephar) says: The us gov't tortures people.
b k (weephar) says: wow...irony...i get it...just like i did a year ago and without all the water smudges of the last one...yay
b k (weephar) says: What a bastard.
b k (weephar) says: George thinks he has lupus.
b k (weephar) says: Yay...poor cecil...he gets tortured by the us gov't in space and then gets dropped like a bomb in iraq...
b k (weephar) says: Wow, I can't believe you used alphamethyfentanyl...the scary part is I know what that is...and damn thats a strong opiate (like 10000x than H)
b k (weephar) says: If he had alphamethylfenatanyl, he would be nodded out for a little while or dead...def. not running...
b k (weephar) says: awesome.
b k (weephar) says: birdie
b k (weephar) says:

I am back...been a few weeks...too much alpha methylfentanyl...

 

I hope that Colorado was fun!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...government?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: see how it's actually legible, too? i'm pretty proud of that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

indeed.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...george?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

what.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: yep. that's how i roll.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

maybe it's the adrenaline from getting stabbed in the eyes?

or maybe dr. science is a liar?

it's like a choose your own adventure story.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

eerily so, as this was drawn before we went camping.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: all of my nightmares, man.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: he then pooped on the camera.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it was pretty awesome!
b k (weephar) says: yes
b k (weephar) says: costanza
b k (weephar) says: he got tortured....isn't that what was going on...then you dropped him like a bomb in iraq...EXPLODE!!
b k (weephar) says: damn...i thought it was a continuation...
b k (weephar) says: ok, it isn't that strong, but still way stronger than h...i mean it is just slight less strong than regular fenanyl, which is about 50x the strength of h!
b k (weephar) says: haha...good...u shouldn't be shooting birds (with cameras)
b k (weephar) says:

Idle hands is awesome...I own it. 

 

So is Evil Dead.

 

Adams family is just ok.

Adam (theredfish) says: In his striped shirt with box, Bob looks strangely like a grown-up Calvin.  Dan get an A+ for art, but the implications are...ominous.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

totally on purpose you guys i love stealing from other more popular and successful cartoonists!

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: How about Rob Liefeld? Oh how you have stolen from him.  You should pay him royalties from your enormous webcomic income fund.
Adam (theredfish) says: Not like that man, just, can you imagine who Rob's Hobbes-analogue would be?  That's messed up.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

justin: rob liefeld is more than welcome to the negative $83.22 in my savings account. in fact, i insist on it. rob liefeld owes me 80 bucks. or smackers.

adam: bob's hobbes analogue (his bobbahobbalogue, if you will) is probably carnivorous rhinoceros. except carnivorous rhinoceros interacts with everyone else?

the bobbahobbalogue would have to be a sentient bowl of penis-flavored instant macaroni. it's only rational.

Adam (theredfish) says:

Onomatopoeia?

No thanks, I just went.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

alternatively: no thank, i'm on a diet.

see? see what i did there? i used my superpower to make people sad.

Adam (theredfish) says:

If we are playing the sad-o-meter game...

 

What does the Japanese parliament have to do with that?

Nick (nykidemus) says: 4 gills of ale and beer is 1 pint, 2 pints = 1 quart, 4 quarts = 1 gallon, 9 gallons = 1 firkin, 2 firkins = 1 kilderkin, 3 kilderkins = 1 hogshead, 2 hogsheads = 1 butt. Just so you know, beer does in fact come in buttloads.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i know. it made me alternaively really sad and really happy when i found out.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: This comic is...glorious!  Thanks again!
K H (kh) says: That's a bit harsh, no? We've rather liked it so far, if only because the black guy is just as creepy in this as he is in Lost, and because of the crazy doctor. Everything else is just gravy.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it's pretty okay...it's just not as good as it should be. it kind of feels like an in-between project for abrams.

also: http://hijinksensue.com/2008/09/17/a-phenomenon-known-as-jj-vu/

Laura Muncy (lemunky) says:

mmmm, bronto brain. rich in tetrahydrocannabinol goodness....

Laura Muncy (lemunky) says:

nice

b k (weephar) says: That is awesome!
b k (weephar) says:

Goddamnit...a new kids joke...why are they back?! WTF!

Also who are these new people, I am lost...STRANGER DANGER!!

b k (weephar) says: scared.
b k (weephar) says: I think I saw this one before...
b k (weephar) says: I don't get it.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: for the best.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

lies! all of my strips are completely original and unlike anything else. clearly, you are clairvoyant.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ego is a frightening...thing.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: guest strip for sub-human. click the link and it will all make sense eventually maybe.
Nick (nykidemus) says: For the love of God, make it open links in the current tab, not a new one.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: kay.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I need to go to the doctor because I just laughed my balls off.  I still think I could hook up with the drunk lady, even without balls.  Lets find out.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you could, but you'd have to be the little spoon.

also, that's no lady.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Explosion Week beats Shark Week any day.
Adam (theredfish) says:

...And here we see the red-flecked, orange-bodied fireball.  Although a more common species, its firm shockwave fronts coupled with a decently exothermic 150-250C make this an honest, hardy representative of the mid-sized explosions.  While the iridescent lightplay of a firework can be conscripted with the addition of some earth, earth alkali, or transition metals, this explosion's stronger force and larger blast radius makes for an uneven distribution and disrupts the visual effect.

When we come back, that crazy bastard Steve Irwin wrestles an African Fringe-billow into a jar.  Don't miss it!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

probably a lot more fun on mythbusters, too.

oh no zombie steve irwin!

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says:

Am I the only one who noticed Dan has 2 hands on the final panel?

Details, buddy, the devil is in the details.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: FUCK.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

thank you, santi, for pointing that out. wish i'd caught that sooner, though.

...i really liked that hand, too.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: I'm sure your cartoon namesake did as well.
Nick (nykidemus) says: If it explodes it's a sign you're doin' it right.
Nick (nykidemus) says: It kinda looks like an umber hulk.
Nick (nykidemus) says: You're my hero.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh hey...it kind of does! totally not on purpose, though. i typed in "microscopic parasite" into google image search, and it came up with something like that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...bukkake?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: nah. that hand? that hand was a bitch.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Did I point you at that? It was the awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: did you point me at sac? no you did not. you may thank matt "themotherfuckin" murray for that.
Nick (nykidemus) says: I must have found it independently. It's fuckin' awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

damn right!

Nick (nykidemus) says: http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.html See, I meant this thing. I fail at know what I'm talking about.
b k (weephar) says: That lady sounds awesome.
b k (weephar) says: Dan...why were you looking at pornos at work...you work in a liquor store...you should have been drinking...
b k (weephar) says: HAHAHA...USA is the fucking detective network...though monk is good, i just don't watch it much...
b k (weephar) says: One time, my thumb was on fire a little...but then it went out without injuring me at all...
b k (weephar) says:

Am I missing something, I don't see 2 hands...

Everybody Loves Explosions!

b k (weephar) says:

It looks like your mom!

 

ZING ZING!

(actually, it reminded me of Zorak Jones)

b k (weephar) says: Maybe they were updating their servers so that their site wouldn't fuck up anymore...but i doubt it...
b k (weephar) says: Go Dan...400!
b k (weephar) says:

I went to that site and there is just a paradoy of the fucking MPAA content advisory image...

 

(I hate the MPAA they are pro-censorship and anti-sharing technology...fuck those fuckers)

b k (weephar) says: I have a feeling something good is going to come out...
b k (weephar) says: Dan gets shit on by everything...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: such is his lot in life.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you always say that, and it never does.

is?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yes, but the sac has nothing to do with the mpaa. right now there is no sac content, but keep an eye on it anyway.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

woo!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

crossing fingers?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh shit i just done been snapped!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i removed the offending hand. now it is not there.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what the shit
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like most of their shows...but seriously. that is all they show!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: maybe doing both?
Ellie M (tehlinda) says: thankyee for the Birthday wishes!
K H (kh) says: Has Dr. White moved on from giving you hush money to paying you to endorse his comic?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh man i totally did not make the connection!

that pie, by the way? that pie was delicious.

b k (weephar) says: Fair enough.
b k (weephar) says: Sweet...puppy-eating goblins...i told you something good would come out of that...
b k (weephar) says: HAHAHA
b k (weephar) says: Apparently you rubbed one out before drawing that comic...
b k (weephar) says: JET PACK ROOM! OH BOY!
b k (weephar) says:

That comic hit me personally.

Also thanks Dan for the birthday wishes.

b k (weephar) says:

I think that you drew that hand and didn't realize the piece of paper was upside down.  That's the only logical reason the hand would look like that. 

Also, where can I get a Carnie Jet Pack?

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says:

You drew a right hand coming out of the left arm, that's why it looks messed up.

You better hurry up and give Dan a right hand or you'll just keep screwing up your drawings.

Santiago Castillo (santiagocastillo) says: ...BTW, that's what she said.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: best not to have one. ti would only end in fire.

santi: see the stupid thing is i drew it correctly in pencil and inked it like a moron. you'll note i did the same shit in the last panel, and tried to cover it up with stripey sleeves.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it moves your soul.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

safe bet? probably going to be some explosions.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: no, then i wouldn't object to her strippertastic costume.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hey come up with a name for their band.
Adam (theredfish) says:

Bob looks like Neean Nub from Return of the Jedi.

Also, the super jetpack will blow everyone up, and we will have Carnie Asada.

 

Charlie Green (oldbogus) says: And I thought the "stripey sleeves" was bandages. I am so traumatized.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i hate you. i hate you twice.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: nope just your friendly neighborhood bad-art-coverup! brought to you by the rob liefeld school of art.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Finally a comic about zombies!  I was wondering when someone would take that popular movie subject and flood the market.  Thanks.  Seriously, I do like this one.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Where is that school located and how much is tuition?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i am revolutionary nobody else has ever worked with zombies in the comics medium before ever i am a genius
b k (weephar) says: yeah, i meant that you rubbed one out so you didn't care about making supergirl look hot...
b k (weephar) says: No, it reminded me of middle school...
b k (weephar) says:

SUPER JETPACK!

Oh boy...that sounds like the perfect thing for a mature and responsible adult who is not about to do anything stupid.

b k (weephar) says: That happened to me once...it's not as bad as it looks.
b k (weephar) says: But Dan you hate zombies...wait...no you don't...actually...you love them...
b k (weephar) says: I am jealous too.
b k (weephar) says: It doesn't seem like that bad of an idea...I mean as long as testing the super jetpack was done in the name of science...
b k (weephar) says: Don't give him a ladder.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: but how will he get down?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

probably need more room to jetpack properly.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: as well you should be! because...jetpack!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it is my secret shame.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: *shiver*
K H (kh) says: That hand, is it possible that it formerly belonged to Steph?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i am going to vomit and never stop
b k (weephar) says: Just don't.
b k (weephar) says: HAHAHA...thats awesome...who is steph and why will that make you vomit?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: jabba the hutt.
Charlie Green (oldbogus) says: The Great Sand Dunes?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

Smurfberry juice?  Is that code for Smurf semen.  Oh Papa Smurf, smurf me like you never smurfed me before.  Hammer my moist smurf until you smurf all over my face!  Fill my three smurfy holes with your hot smurfberry juice.

I'll stop now while I'm ahead.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: A lady never reveals her non-reproduction pencil lines on the first date.  You little tramp!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: does it...does it feel like cold gravy?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the great sand dunes. when we got to the top we started yelling "mua'dib" and "spice must flow" and then unceremoniously threw each other down the hills. good times.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I love the first panel.  I mean really love it.  I would do things to that panel that would make my mother cry.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i have been ruined forever now.
Vincent Wongvalle (vwongvalle) says: Happy Voting Dan!!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: kay thanks.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Could you give me directions to the ass store?  I like big butts and I cannot lie...
b k (weephar) says: My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

 -Fett's Vette by MC Chris (great song)

b k (weephar) says: It looks like a mushroom with eyes.
b k (weephar) says: Yay, obama won!
b k (weephar) says: I have jet boots...with flashing lights, bitch!  I win!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: they make flashy-light tennis shoes in adult size? dude i want some!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

fool i am denying.

cue breakdance fight!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: huzzah
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

yeah i always kind of thought that, too.

didn't you ever watch the superfriends cartoon?

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you're my hero, brendan.
b k (weephar) says: no, i failed on that one
b k (weephar) says: nice one justin
b k (weephar) says: ya know, i don't think so...however, i feel like they did back when LA Lights originally came out...adults were so much cooler when i was a kid...
b k (weephar) says: IT'S LIKE Se7en...AHHH...what a great movie.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: wow you just made that scene even creepier
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

see also: acid-washed jeans and rat-tails.

conclusion: no they were not.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he sure does rock the house
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I think I dated that girl in college.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

she used your body in dark and terrible ways and you lived for it

Charlie Green (oldbogus) says: Indian Paintbrush.
Nick (nykidemus) says: The burping there looks much like an umbilical cord.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Lies!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: is that what that is? i was wondering about that.
b k (weephar) says: Touche!
b k (weephar) says: How did I make it creepier?
How is that possible?
b k (weephar) says: awwwwwwwww
b k (weephar) says: Poor bot.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: do not feel bad for dominobot he gets his revenge probably
Adam (theredfish) says: Oh... Clark.  Hi.  I didn't know you and big blue knew each other.
b k (weephar) says: well then fuck him
b k (weephar) says:  but you are that guy!
b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA....thats ridiculous!!!

Was someone in the store named smith?

What did you say to that?  What does anyone say to that lack of logic?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

charles smith vineyards makes a cabernet sauvignon called chateau smith, and this prompted her to say that incredibly stupid thing which she said. which was stupid.

i didn't say anything. i quite literally turned around and walked away.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh hey...totally unintentional. but i'll take it.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I don't trust anyone who is named Dan, or hispanic, or anyone who has ever touched a hispanic.
K H (kh) says: Hahaha!
Philippa Rice (thejuzzard) says: I LOLed.
Philippa Rice (thejuzzard) says: I could really do with that laser eye power sometimes. Some people are so stupid. good work.
Philippa Rice (thejuzzard) says: aww. I can really imagine his voice.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: guess this makes up for man with hat and face getting unceremoniously murdered so often
Dan (thetricksterking) says: BEWARE MY LASER VISION
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dominobot lives in your ears

KRYS (krys) says: yeah... you totally are that guy.
KRYS (krys) says: Your laser vision fails
KRYS (krys) says: Christine probably loves you more since I'm not around to thwart her.
KRYS (krys) says: Krys makes for sexy as Mystique. 
KRYS (krys) says: and also... ewww
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: But you lurve drawin' you some Hannah Montana... Don't you, Dan-O?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it is...it is my secret shame.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I would do anything for love, but I won't use non reproductive blue pencils.  No, I won't do that.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: And just what does Hannah Montana transform into, a less sluty 13 year old, because that just is not cool.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's because you love erasing things. you're like arnold goddamn schwartzennegger, only you don't shoot alligators in the face as much.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

she transforms into a brunette.

Nick (nykidemus) says: I approve of this message.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Sub-Human does not have boobs falling from the sky, eveyone who visits from here will be sooooo disappointed.
b k (weephar) says: What guitar is that?  Not the bass you got in HS that you never played...
b k (weephar) says: That is a good hook.
b k (weephar) says: I could use that too...
b k (weephar) says: Don't poke the boob.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh like you wouldn't do the same thing
Dan (thetricksterking) says: they would probably hurt a lot when they landed
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

as well you should

Dan (thetricksterking) says: did not use it
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that is christine...the same guitar from high school. did not actually start playing her with any regularity until my junior year of college
Dan (thetricksterking) says: clearly it does not, as it incinerates Annoying Old Ladies with ease
Dan (thetricksterking) says: lies
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Everyone knows boobs come in pairs, unless you're Janet Jackson at the Superbowl.  Then you're name is not baby...its Janet...Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what about lycia naff in total recall? that is not a pair, dude.
Nick (nykidemus) says: I like the piercing there, lol.
Nick (nykidemus) says: As much as 3 boobs sounds like a good thing, the total recall chick was not that attractive.
Nick (nykidemus) says: It shames me that it took me nearly a week to get that reference. v_v
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that one is your friend.

it's name is trudy.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that is because lycia naff (awesome name notwithstanding) is kind of a fuggle.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: popculturefail
b k (weephar) says: Then why didn't you incinerate the lady at the store...answer that!
b k (weephar) says: lame.
b k (weephar) says: You started playing(actually I think you told me that before but i forgot)...nice....I thought fed stole christine...(because of the shaking hand thing...)
b k (weephar) says: not if they dont' fall on me...
b k (weephar) says: poke the boob.
b k (weephar) says: I don't like peirced boobs...I get all the rest.
b k (weephar) says: WOW.  Awesome idea...chainsaw gun...tell me you thought of that and it isn't some popculture reference that I have been missing out on.
b k (weephar) says: You need to go to the dr.  I never get sick...but I think I already talked about that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: clearly a bad idea
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr you will hoard them all and use them for furniture
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the chainsaw gun is in reference to the lancer from gears of war...but i think my version is better.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i stole her back
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: It made me laugh out loud.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Only 12 people in the universe are going to get that joke.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

justin: were your ell oh ells epic? like truly epic?

nick: conveniently, about 3 of them already read this comic. that's a percentage!

Falyne (falyne) says: Aquaman's so much more awesome in the DCAU. Maybe in the next crisis or whatever that version could replace the old one...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you mean namor? namor the sub-mariner? yeah namor the sub-mariner is totally badass.

Adam (theredfish) says: 4!  Also, is there a doctor in the house?
K H (kh) says: Bearvalanche and zombies keep me awake at night.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I would totally vote for Cthulhu and his pro-killing platform.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Naomi will lol. Have you linked her?
Nick (nykidemus) says: I approve of this message.
Nick (nykidemus) says: "Tomorrow" has different meanings for different people.
K H (kh) says: There's clearly an explanation for this. He has been overtaken by the bearvalanche. But that's no excuse, dammit!
Ellie M (tehlinda) says: He's been spending time getting me addicted to Battlestar Galactica. my bad.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

There are only three things that get me out of bed in the morning, the remote possiblity to have sex with a complete stranger, the promise of sweet, sweet booze, and your webcomic.  

As Cyclops recently said to Colossus, "Whatever you have to do to start getting past this, wherever you have to go -- whomever you have to hit -- get past it.  Go.  Hit." 

Best of luck to you, I'll be waiting.

Nick (nykidemus) says: You have admirers. Creepy.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Fuck yes. I want his boots.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...inyerbutt?

you want them iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinyerbutt?

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Dr. Strange always wins at Lazertag, even if he has to make a deal with Mephisto to make sure it happens.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

if the living laser plays laser tag, is it...is it sexual harrassment? if there are children, is he a pedophile?

these are the questions that keep me awake.

Falyne (falyne) says: That song IS really fucking creepy. And my friends who think it's 'romantic' kinda scare me...
Falyne (falyne) says: Depends on where he hits, I'd say, and presumably he can aim to avoid sexual-harassment-areas. Just like how normal tag generally doesn't involve groping and is playable with all ages. Usually...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you realize the living laser can turn his entire body into a laser? as long as he hits a person, he is technically hitting them with his penis (as every part of his body becomes the same laser beam, he is hitting people with every part of his body...including his penis).

laser cockslap, lady. laser. cockslap.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

your friends with the roofies?

Adam (theredfish) says: In unrelated news...Happy Terminal Axial Procession Day
Falyne (falyne) says: Actually, they're generally girls who gush about this song, leading to fear they'd GET roofied. Plus, the group I'm thinking of were froshes at the time, too.
Falyne (falyne) says: And you think I'M obsessed with "penispenispenis", heh.
kerry Dennehy (kerrydammit) says: Does this mean that C.R. and the Mantis are married now or just sleeping together?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

adam: speaking of terminal axial procession, how's your mom doing?

oh snap dog.

flynn: yes. yes you are.

Adam (theredfish) says: Oh, yeah.  They had to sew it back on and evertything.  Gave him that collar so he wouldn't bother the sutures.
K H (kh) says: Fat Punisher? Is that like Richard Simmons?
Nick (nykidemus) says: I see what you did there.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i...drink your milkshake?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

richard simmons is more like a fat...molester.

"show us on the doll where touched you."

Falyne (falyne) says: I think that this comic should be populated primarily by dinosaurs from now on.
b k (weephar) says: yes...yes i will
b k (weephar) says: must play gears of war
b k (weephar) says: scary dinosaur....hugs are for chicks
b k (weephar) says:

best drink ever

(though i don't get the joke...i am sad :(

b k (weephar) says:

DA BEARS

(didn't make the playoffs so i am sad)

b k (weephar) says: is it because i haven't been around
(i know everything is all about me...i am the center of the universe)
b k (weephar) says:

did you know that most women who claim to have been raped with roofies were really just really drunk?

 

The more you know!

b k (weephar) says: wow, i caught up fast...i hadn't read since the end of nov...its easy since you became a slacker (well, i mean a slacker in this area of your life...you were always a proud slacker in other areas)...
b k (weephar) says: Also, danklyosarus is an awesome name for a dinosaur.
Nick (nykidemus) says: It always makes me think of the "Dank" part, and that dankness being applied to Dan's socks. They are dank. Dank dank dank.
Adam (theredfish) says: If he colors this strip later on, it can be purple Dank
K H (kh) says:

<cricket>

The deafence is silencing.

</cricket>

b k (weephar) says:

haha.

 

I hope this comic isn't dead...

K H (kh) says: It might not be dead, but it certainly appears to be on life support.
KRYS (krys) says: I think Dan dated that girl in college too... before me, that is.
KRYS (krys) says:

that used to happen with far too much regularity.

KRYS (krys) says: I would definitely vote for him.  He is made of awesome... and scary... and awesomely scary.  He should be my boyfriend. 
KRYS (krys) says: ... you bring "Krys" back... (with great hair, btw).... and it's a joke I don't get... except the blue man is creepy... ::sigh::
Nick (nykidemus) says: Your face is fiercely retarded. But I am glad to see it again.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

no your face.

i seen it. is dumb.

Nick (nykidemus) says: I dig the different colored eyebrows. Also, that dog brings retarded to a new level.
Nick (nykidemus) says: Also balls.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that dog? that dog is your future.

hurr hurr hurr you love balls.

KRYS (krys) says: cheap comedy... very cheap.  However, I am glad to see an update, doofus
KRYS (krys) says: that causes me physical pain
Adam (theredfish) says: The first feature-length film will involve the two characters searching for a missing piece of collar jewlery entitled "The Bell of the Balls".
Dan (thetricksterking) says: will...that mean balls in drag?
Adam (theredfish) says: ewwww, turf burn
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Does Balls lick his own balls?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

if he were to, he would become a perpetual motion engine of tongue and testicles.

tonguesticles.

Nick (nykidemus) says: I dig the eggs and bacon in the pan there.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: update on the crocodile 2: death roll situation...been on for half an hour now, and there's been a bank robbery and a plane hijacking. where's the crocodile? they wouldn't forget to include the crocodile, would they? i mean...it's right in the fucking name!
Nick (nykidemus) says: Oh, that's not ok.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it makes you so happy! happy in terrible ways.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: That can't be what I think it is!  Please merciful lord in heaven don't be what I think it is.  This is the only time I can say I'm glad your comic is not in color.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you know you love it.

KRYS (krys) says: I think I might vomit... oops... too late.
Adam (theredfish) says:

Wouldn't it get caught in the fishnets?

She truly is a hooker.

K H (kh) says: Death once more?
Nick (nykidemus) says: Apparently.
b k (weephar) says: ALL RIGHT!
b k (weephar) says:

And we are back!

 

Balls!

b k (weephar) says: I have no clue what adam is talking about...
b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA!

I didn't notice that the first time...had t look a second to see what everyone was talking about...

 HERE COMES THE LIPSTICK!!

 

b k (weephar) says:

Holy shit...that is the last comic...is this how you are gonna leave season 2 and possibly livingwithtoys altogether?  (that would be awesome by the way)

 Glad I caught up (quickly) and hope there will be a revival...

 Great finish other wise :)

Ellie M (tehlinda) says: happy birthday!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: danke
Adam (theredfish) says: You must fill your cake-hole with...alcohol.  Also, cake.
b k (weephar) says:

nice.

 

happy birthday!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

apex: we said we wouldn't talk about canada!

burger king: thanks!

Ellie M (tehlinda) says:

so it is.

I miss a Dan. 

b k (weephar) says:

HAHAHA...one can never have enough "Charles in Charge" jokes.

 Is there a way I can be emailed whenever a new comic is posted on this site?

Nvm, I just noticed there are RSS feeds...OH YEA!

b k (weephar) says: and a mailing list...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'll also post on facebook when i update a new comic. gonna try to update mondays.
b k (weephar) says: yeah, facebook is too much work for me to check with any regularity, so i will stick with the mailing list and rss feeds.
b k (weephar) says: HAHAHA...we all want to fuck that kid's mom...she is a total MILF!
b k (weephar) says:

HAHA.

Say happy bday to your bro.

Also, are dan and bob a gay couple...b/c I can't see any reason why dan would care what couch bob has...unlesss it is destroying dan's interior decorating.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: you know what sure. why not.
b k (weephar) says:

sweet, i just won a buck... :)

...from myself. :(

b k (weephar) says:

wow, that sucks...like really sucks...

Adam (theredfish) says: Things which may only be absolved with holy water.  By which I mean to say bourbon.  Also, this is true.
Adam (theredfish) says: Ant.  Coat.  :(
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

brendan: yeah it really did.

adam: i hate everything now.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Nice background!
b k (weephar) says:

Hey

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