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By Dan
Updates Often
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NEWS! Check it out ladies and gentledudes it is Dr. Strange being all lasertastic. Rock on. -Dan-
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Justin Maudslien ( mr_m) says:
Dr. Strange always wins at Lazertag, even if he has to make a deal with Mephisto to make sure it happens.
Dan ( thetricksterking) says:
if the living laser plays laser tag, is it...is it sexual harrassment? if there are children, is he a pedophile? these are the questions that keep me awake.
Falyne ( falyne) says:
Depends on where he hits, I'd say, and presumably he can aim to avoid sexual-harassment-areas. Just like how normal tag generally doesn't involve groping and is playable with all ages. Usually...
Dan ( thetricksterking) says:
you realize the living laser can turn his entire body into a laser? as long as he hits a person, he is technically hitting them with his penis (as every part of his body becomes the same laser beam, he is hitting people with every part of his body...including his penis). laser cockslap, lady. laser. cockslap.
Adam ( theredfish) says:
In unrelated news...Happy Terminal Axial Procession Day
Falyne ( falyne) says:
And you think I'M obsessed with "penispenispenis", heh.
Dan ( thetricksterking) says:
adam: speaking of terminal axial procession, how's your mom doing? oh snap dog. flynn: yes. yes you are.
Adam ( theredfish) says:
Oh, yeah. They had to sew it back on and evertything. Gave him that collar so he wouldn't bother the sutures.
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