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by Øyvind Thorsby
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- Our new heroine
- A horse in a river
- Dreaming of boxes
- Serial killer strikes again
- Abandoned factory
- Action!
- Moore action!
- Dreaming of bread
- SECOND PROPHESY
- Purple Hat
- Something Vorte can do
- Weird place
- Hardy fellow
- Professor Lostclock Dripkettle
- Classroom
- Working for Destiny
- Drill squider
- Humming snatcher
- Excursion
- Hungry Bear
- Garbage disposal, what a way to go
- Stupid bear
- Vermin maker
- Scary bear
- Sleeve
- Big bear
- Water
- Sea creatures
- Weird head
- Stomachs
- Great exercise
- New parasite
- OK, it's hard to see the birds, but they are humming birds you know?
- But gravity always wins
- Blurge! Splort!
- Man, there are just too many monsters this time! I don't see how she can survive!
- Lostclock must be pretty strong
- Hurrger
- Wall smashing
- No sword
- Acid
- Dead end
- Drawers
- Note to self: Be more consistent with head size of characters in future
- Floor
- Double chase
- Fusk vs. the acid
- SKLIRT! POFF! DONK! DONK! DONK!
- Indestructible
- Stuck again
- Fusk vs. the acid: The rematch
- Maythorn Nicecastle
- Rosendal and Kubrick
- Settling in
- Monster shop
- Dreaming of Quentin
- THIRD PROPHECY
- In which we learn about maybecaves
- In which ways to go are decided upon
- In which wooing is attempted
- In which blatrars are encountered
- In which a grim realization is made
- In which Rolf talks a lot
- In which Rolf is a dick
- In which ominous mooing is heard
- In which things are thrown
- In which treacherous lies are told
- In which a fight is fought
- In which a fibra is found
- In which death is faked
- In which trantoros and lizards are discussed
- In which the very laws of nature are violated
- In which help is pleaded for
- In which we learn about women
- In which a more direct approach is attempted
- In which similarity is noticed
- In which closets are evacuated
- In which murder is plotted
- In which puke is puked
- In which emotions are manipulated
- In which we learn surprising things about human physiology
- In which sinister scheming is overheard
- In which my throat inflation fetishist readers are catered for
- In which more blatrars are encountered
- In which the bird is grabbed
- In which up is given
- In which something is found
- In which loneliness is speculated upon
- In which we see what happens when she clicks this
- In which we see what happens when she clicks this again
- In which a remedy for starvation is suggested
- In which the return of madness is anticipated
- In which madness returns
- In which signs are pondered
- In which suicide is considered
- In which a rock hits a head
- In which the bird loads itself
- In which more dynamite explodes
- In which financial loss is acknowledged
- In which love is fallen into
- In which thoughts are thought
- In which berries are eaten
- In which a zombie shop is visited
- In which hypothetical situations are discussed
- In which interviews are conducted
- FOURTH PROPHECY
- The Order of Hulm
- The spectral resonance of the ritual's chakra field
- The location of the beast
- The best laid plans of mice and men
- The shooting of the ceiling
- The shedding of the skin
- Spikes of death
- Admittance of guilt
- Porridgeification of the brain
- The voice of the deceased
- Effects of the ritual
- The power of reason
- The importance of tact
- Man of smoke
- The mark of Dagon
- The stupidity of ghosts
- The passing of days
- The habit of smoking
- The Feast of Dagon
- The giant space trout of South America
- Jelly powder of deceit
- The ritual of Dagon
- Tentacle of surprise
- Door of flimsy safety
- Chin kick of agony
- Opportunity of carnage
- Recoil of disaster
- Box of imprisonment
- Absence of Mothra
- Bookshelf of assailment
- Suction cups of ickiness
- The power of love
- Gun of sleep
- Chairs of battle
- Ropes of constraint
- Pan of pain
- Closet of cunningness
- Tears of the crocodile
- Question of happiness
- Montage of mostly nice stuff
- The destiny of Inatario Deluda
- Lack of homesickness
- FIFTH PROPHECY
- Statues and confidence
- Lust and fish
- Elves and goblins?
- Women and men
- The future himself and destiny's adversary
- Pull and push
- A blue hat and a long red beard
- Portals and locks
- Intrusion and blasphemy
- Better spending of our efforts and the possibility of monster encounters
- Nosehorse and stinkmixer
- Lost and found
- Razor spinners and safety hair rabbits
- Or what about elves and unicorns
- Razor threads and slicer coons
- Run and jump
- Svosh and slish
- Trees and livers
- Horses and goats
- Needle and haystack
- Passion, lies and fungus I
- Passion, lies and fungus II
- Passion, lies and fungus III
- Passion, lies and fungus IV
- Passion, lies and fungus V
- Passion, lies and fungus VI
- Passion, lies and fungus VII
- Passion, lies and fungus VIII
- Passion, lies and fungus IX
- Passion, lies and fungus X
- Passion, lies and fungus XI
- Passion, lies and fungus XII
- Passion, lies and fungus XIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XIV
- Passion, lies and fungus XV
- Passion, lies and fungus XVI
- Passion, lies and fungus XVII
- Passion, lies and fungus XVIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XIX
- Passion, lies and fungus XX
- Passion, lies and fungus XXI
- Passion, lies and fungus XXII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXIV
- Passion, lies and fungus XXV
- Passion, lies and fungus XXVI
- Passion, lies and fungus XXVII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXVIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXIX
- Passion, lies and fungus XXX
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXI
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXIV
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXV
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXVI
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXVII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXVIII
- Passion, lies and fungus XXXIX
- Hungry and tired
- Dwarves and dwarfism
- Delusions and lunacy
- Help and advice
- Still hungry and tired
- Sleeping and guarding
- North and south
- Awake and in trouble
- Troll and torture
- Unseen and unseeing
- Light and eyes
- Danger and nudity
- Touch and feel
- Instructions and levers
- More dangerous and more nude
- Axe and saw
- The invisible menace and the closet-full-of-spikes-thingy
- The suicide song bird and the suicide song fluke
- Peeking and plotting
- Aiming and zapping
- The old plan and the new plan
- Fear and suspicion
- Real goddess and fake goddess
- Real sister and fake sister
- Talk and hat
- Graffiti and trash
- More running and a lesson in conversation
- Riddles and wings
- Unusual cars and strange clothes
- A poster and... that's pretty much it
- Hobbits and hobbit minders
- Tickets and money
- Credits and heroin
- The Prince of Cats and The Queen of Dogs
- Mankind and all the other kinds
- Humming snatcher and sleep birds
- The enchantress and the prophecy
- The chains of evil and the fight for good
- Kindness and mercy
- Purification and incineration
- Favorite color and favorite song
- A darn shame and a thingamajig
- Castle and hay
- Locked and invisible
- Seeing and feeling
- Sex and violence
- Altar, staircase and carpet
- A large metal ball and some sort of magic wand
- Crushing and smashing
- Stairs and unpleasantness
- Bickering and clumsiness
- Look out and duck
- Stuck in a wall and part of the wall
- Up and down
- Throwing soup and hulking out
- Falling and hanging
- Guuuu and ugh and similar utterances
- Incantation and decapitation
- Hole and floor
- Jester and king
- Smiling and laughing
- Brown hair and freckles
- Harmlessness and harmfulness
- Giving up and running away
- Harrison Bestboy and the resistance
- Natalie Keygrip, Marilyn DiCaprio and Sylvester Hepburn
- Brynhild and Kveldulf
- Good and evil
- Inside and outside
- Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
- Frosthild and Ormhild
- You and your statues
- Book, belt and staff
- The world and the tablecloth A
- The world and the tablecloth B
- The world and the tablecloth C
- The world and the tablecloth D
- The world and the tablecloth E
- The world and the tablecloth F
- Goat and anteater A
- Goat and anteater B
- Goat and anteater C
- Goat and anteater D
- Goat and anteater E
- Goat and anteater F
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola A
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola B
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola C
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola D
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola E
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola F
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola B2
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola C2
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola B3
- Seeing for himself and drinking cola C3
- Gnu and water buffalo A
- Gnu and water buffalo B
- Gnu and water buffalo C
- Gnu and water buffalo D
- Gnu and water buffalo E
- Gnu and water buffalo B2
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes D
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes E
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B2
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B3
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B4
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B5
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C2
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A2
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C3
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C4
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A3
- Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C5
- Another door and another world
- 40 minutes and 30 minutes
- The alley and the Pacino Bakery
- Sewers and shadows
- Jail and electricity
- The prophecy and the weakness
- Secrecy and spying
- Cartoons and husbands
- Bomb and detonator
- Gun, food, water and cell phone
- Giving advice and looking around the city
- Shoot and run
- Thingamajig and detonator
- Cell phones and speakerphone
- Fish and octopus
- Sword and gun
- Open and see
- War and peace
- Harm and heal
- Glove and ring
- Yo-yo and newspaper
- Luck and destiny
- The door opens and who steps through?
- Feathers and blood
- Good news and bad news
- Turning and going against the stream
- Murder and suicide
- Stop a car and beg for a ride
- The wall and the statues
- Zwarg-hoth-hor and his amazing magical tail
- Command and obey
- You and your demon
- Blood and stone
- And if anyone objects
- Tentacles and wings
- Birds and statues
- Sphinxes and unicorns
- Crab and hammers
- Tell me and don't lie
- Grey hair and wrinkles
- This room and the one next to it
- Saying goodbye and going home
- Creepiness and suspicion
- What counts and what doesn't
- Hospital visit and party
- Darts and bullets
- They leave the house and there's a mysterious Muslim woman?
- Crime and punishment
- Give it to me and I'll get rid of it
- They enter the house and again with the mysterious Muslim woman?
- Lying and crying
- Two guys with hats and guns
- A prize and a promise
- Begging and arguing
- Sleepers and intruders
- Machete and Tommy Gun
- Purple and gray
- Bullet holes and suck hole
- We and us
- Love and death
- Gangsters and subjects
- Here and elsewhere
- The history of destiny and Destiny part one
- The history of destiny and Destiny part two
- Wizards and aliens
- Dwarf and mop
- Purse and closet
- Play-Doh and life
- Corpses and snakes
- Radiohead and masturbation
- Louis Moss and his offer
- Don't rush in and consider your enemy
- Cow and crocodiles
- Rasputin and the Russian queen
- Cake day and cake
- Gun and cream
- Mountain and marriage
- The tentacle and the fat guy
- A cat's birthday and a flock of woodpeckers
- Pierre Bastiat and monsieur Opportunity
- A feeyoufee and its home
- No eyes and no ears
- Pain and pleasure
- Catch and eat
- Sight and touch
- Sight and sight
- New Zeeland and hallucinogenic mushrooms
- Confused and stupid
- Nobody and somebody
- SIXTH PROPHECY
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