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Hitmen For Destiny

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  1. Our new heroine
  2. A horse in a river
  3. Dreaming of boxes
  4. Serial killer strikes again
  5. Abandoned factory
  6. Action!
  7. Moore action!
  8. Dreaming of bread
  9. SECOND PROPHESY
  10. Purple Hat
  11. Something Vorte can do
  12. Weird place
  13. Hardy fellow
  14. Professor Lostclock Dripkettle
  15. Classroom
  16. Working for Destiny
  17. Drill squider
  18. Humming snatcher
  19. Excursion
  20. Hungry Bear
  21. Garbage disposal, what a way to go
  22. Stupid bear
  23. Vermin maker
  24. Scary bear
  25. Sleeve
  26. Big bear
  27. Water
  28. Sea creatures
  29. Weird head
  30. Stomachs
  31. Great exercise
  32. New parasite
  33. OK, it's hard to see the birds, but they are humming birds you know?
  34. But gravity always wins
  35. Blurge! Splort!
  36. Man, there are just too many monsters this time! I don't see how she can survive!
  37. Lostclock must be pretty strong
  38. Hurrger
  39. Wall smashing
  40. No sword
  41. Acid
  42. Dead end
  43. Drawers
  44. Note to self: Be more consistent with head size of characters in future
  45. Floor
  46. Double chase
  47. Fusk vs. the acid
  48. SKLIRT! POFF! DONK! DONK! DONK!
  49. Indestructible
  50. Stuck again
  51. Fusk vs. the acid: The rematch
  52. Maythorn Nicecastle
  53. Rosendal and Kubrick
  54. Settling in
  55. Monster shop
  56. Dreaming of Quentin
  57. THIRD PROPHECY
  58. In which we learn about maybecaves
  59. In which ways to go are decided upon
  60. In which wooing is attempted
  61. In which blatrars are encountered
  62. In which a grim realization is made
  63. In which Rolf talks a lot
  64. In which Rolf is a dick
  65. In which ominous mooing is heard
  66. In which things are thrown
  67. In which treacherous lies are told
  68. In which a fight is fought
  69. In which a fibra is found
  70. In which death is faked
  71. In which trantoros and lizards are discussed
  72. In which the very laws of nature are violated
  73. In which help is pleaded for
  74. In which we learn about women
  75. In which a more direct approach is attempted
  76. In which similarity is noticed
  77. In which closets are evacuated
  78. In which murder is plotted
  79. In which puke is puked
  80. In which emotions are manipulated
  81. In which we learn surprising things about human physiology
  82. In which sinister scheming is overheard
  83. In which my throat inflation fetishist readers are catered for
  84. In which more blatrars are encountered
  85. In which the bird is grabbed
  86. In which up is given
  87. In which something is found
  88. In which loneliness is speculated upon
  89. In which we see what happens when she clicks this
  90. In which we see what happens when she clicks this again
  91. In which a remedy for starvation is suggested
  92. In which the return of madness is anticipated
  93. In which madness returns
  94. In which signs are pondered
  95. In which suicide is considered
  96. In which a rock hits a head
  97. In which the bird loads itself
  98. In which more dynamite explodes
  99. In which financial loss is acknowledged
  100. In which love is fallen into
  101. In which thoughts are thought
  102. In which berries are eaten
  103. In which a zombie shop is visited
  104. In which hypothetical situations are discussed
  105. In which interviews are conducted
  106. FOURTH PROPHECY
  107. The Order of Hulm
  108. The spectral resonance of the ritual's chakra field
  109. The location of the beast
  110. The best laid plans of mice and men
  111. The shooting of the ceiling
  112. The shedding of the skin
  113. Spikes of death
  114. Admittance of guilt
  115. Porridgeification of the brain
  116. The voice of the deceased
  117. Effects of the ritual
  118. The power of reason
  119. The importance of tact
  120. Man of smoke
  121. The mark of Dagon
  122. The stupidity of ghosts
  123. The passing of days
  124. The habit of smoking
  125. The Feast of Dagon
  126. The giant space trout of South America
  127. Jelly powder of deceit
  128. The ritual of Dagon
  129. Tentacle of surprise
  130. Door of flimsy safety
  131. Chin kick of agony
  132. Opportunity of carnage
  133. Recoil of disaster
  134. Box of imprisonment
  135. Absence of Mothra
  136. Bookshelf of assailment
  137. Suction cups of ickiness
  138. The power of love
  139. Gun of sleep
  140. Chairs of battle
  141. Ropes of constraint
  142. Pan of pain
  143. Closet of cunningness
  144. Tears of the crocodile
  145. Question of happiness
  146. Montage of mostly nice stuff
  147. The destiny of Inatario Deluda
  148. Lack of homesickness
  149. FIFTH PROPHECY
  150. Statues and confidence
  151. Lust and fish
  152. Elves and goblins?
  153. Women and men
  154. The future himself and destiny's adversary
  155. Pull and push
  156. A blue hat and a long red beard
  157. Portals and locks
  158. Intrusion and blasphemy
  159. Better spending of our efforts and the possibility of monster encounters
  160. Nosehorse and stinkmixer
  161. Lost and found
  162. Razor spinners and safety hair rabbits
  163. Or what about elves and unicorns
  164. Razor threads and slicer coons
  165. Run and jump
  166. Svosh and slish
  167. Trees and livers
  168. Horses and goats
  169. Needle and haystack
  170. Passion, lies and fungus I
  171. Passion, lies and fungus II
  172. Passion, lies and fungus III
  173. Passion, lies and fungus IV
  174. Passion, lies and fungus V
  175. Passion, lies and fungus VI
  176. Passion, lies and fungus VII
  177. Passion, lies and fungus VIII
  178. Passion, lies and fungus IX
  179. Passion, lies and fungus X
  180. Passion, lies and fungus XI
  181. Passion, lies and fungus XII
  182. Passion, lies and fungus XIII
  183. Passion, lies and fungus XIV
  184. Passion, lies and fungus XV
  185. Passion, lies and fungus XVI
  186. Passion, lies and fungus XVII
  187. Passion, lies and fungus XVIII
  188. Passion, lies and fungus XIX
  189. Passion, lies and fungus XX
  190. Passion, lies and fungus XXI
  191. Passion, lies and fungus XXII
  192. Passion, lies and fungus XXIII
  193. Passion, lies and fungus XXIV
  194. Passion, lies and fungus XXV
  195. Passion, lies and fungus XXVI
  196. Passion, lies and fungus XXVII
  197. Passion, lies and fungus XXVIII
  198. Passion, lies and fungus XXIX
  199. Passion, lies and fungus XXX
  200. Passion, lies and fungus XXXI
  201. Passion, lies and fungus XXXII
  202. Passion, lies and fungus XXXIII
  203. Passion, lies and fungus XXXIV
  204. Passion, lies and fungus XXXV
  205. Passion, lies and fungus XXXVI
  206. Passion, lies and fungus XXXVII
  207. Passion, lies and fungus XXXVIII
  208. Passion, lies and fungus XXXIX
  209. Hungry and tired
  210. Dwarves and dwarfism
  211. Delusions and lunacy
  212. Help and advice
  213. Still hungry and tired
  214. Sleeping and guarding
  215. North and south
  216. Awake and in trouble
  217. Troll and torture
  218. Unseen and unseeing
  219. Light and eyes
  220. Danger and nudity
  221. Touch and feel
  222. Instructions and levers
  223. More dangerous and more nude
  224. Axe and saw
  225. The invisible menace and the closet-full-of-spikes-thingy
  226. The suicide song bird and the suicide song fluke
  227. Peeking and plotting
  228. Aiming and zapping
  229. The old plan and the new plan
  230. Fear and suspicion
  231. Real goddess and fake goddess
  232. Real sister and fake sister
  233. Talk and hat
  234. Graffiti and trash
  235. More running and a lesson in conversation
  236. Riddles and wings
  237. Unusual cars and strange clothes
  238. A poster and... that's pretty much it
  239. Hobbits and hobbit minders
  240. Tickets and money
  241. Credits and heroin
  242. The Prince of Cats and The Queen of Dogs
  243. Mankind and all the other kinds
  244. Humming snatcher and sleep birds
  245. The enchantress and the prophecy
  246. The chains of evil and the fight for good
  247. Kindness and mercy
  248. Purification and incineration
  249. Favorite color and favorite song
  250. A darn shame and a thingamajig
  251. Castle and hay
  252. Locked and invisible
  253. Seeing and feeling
  254. Sex and violence
  255. Altar, staircase and carpet
  256. A large metal ball and some sort of magic wand
  257. Crushing and smashing
  258. Stairs and unpleasantness
  259. Bickering and clumsiness
  260. Look out and duck
  261. Stuck in a wall and part of the wall
  262. Up and down
  263. Throwing soup and hulking out
  264. Falling and hanging
  265. Guuuu and ugh and similar utterances
  266. Incantation and decapitation
  267. Hole and floor
  268. Jester and king
  269. Smiling and laughing
  270. Brown hair and freckles
  271. Harmlessness and harmfulness
  272. Giving up and running away
  273. Harrison Bestboy and the resistance
  274. Natalie Keygrip, Marilyn DiCaprio and Sylvester Hepburn
  275. Brynhild and Kveldulf
  276. Good and evil
  277. Inside and outside
  278. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
  279. Frosthild and Ormhild
  280. You and your statues
  281. Book, belt and staff
  282. The world and the tablecloth A
  283. The world and the tablecloth B
  284. The world and the tablecloth C
  285. The world and the tablecloth D
  286. The world and the tablecloth E
  287. The world and the tablecloth F
  288. Goat and anteater A
  289. Goat and anteater B
  290. Goat and anteater C
  291. Goat and anteater D
  292. Goat and anteater E
  293. Goat and anteater F
  294. Seeing for himself and drinking cola A
  295. Seeing for himself and drinking cola B
  296. Seeing for himself and drinking cola C
  297. Seeing for himself and drinking cola D
  298. Seeing for himself and drinking cola E
  299. Seeing for himself and drinking cola F
  300. Seeing for himself and drinking cola B2
  301. Seeing for himself and drinking cola C2
  302. Seeing for himself and drinking cola B3
  303. Seeing for himself and drinking cola C3
  304. Gnu and water buffalo A
  305. Gnu and water buffalo B
  306. Gnu and water buffalo C
  307. Gnu and water buffalo D
  308. Gnu and water buffalo E
  309. Gnu and water buffalo B2
  310. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A
  311. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B
  312. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C
  313. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes D
  314. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes E
  315. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B2
  316. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B3
  317. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B4
  318. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes B5
  319. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C2
  320. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A2
  321. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C3
  322. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C4
  323. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes A3
  324. Further discussion on the subject of gnus and water buffaloes C5
  325. Another door and another world
  326. 40 minutes and 30 minutes
  327. The alley and the Pacino Bakery
  328. Sewers and shadows
  329. Jail and electricity
  330. The prophecy and the weakness
  331. Secrecy and spying
  332. Cartoons and husbands
  333. Bomb and detonator
  334. Gun, food, water and cell phone
  335. Giving advice and looking around the city
  336. Shoot and run
  337. Thingamajig and detonator
  338. Cell phones and speakerphone
  339. Fish and octopus
  340. Sword and gun
  341. Open and see
  342. War and peace
  343. Harm and heal
  344. Glove and ring
  345. Yo-yo and newspaper
  346. Luck and destiny
  347. The door opens and who steps through?
  348. Feathers and blood
  349. Good news and bad news
  350. Turning and going against the stream
  351. Murder and suicide
  352. Stop a car and beg for a ride
  353. The wall and the statues
  354. Zwarg-hoth-hor and his amazing magical tail
  355. Command and obey
  356. You and your demon
  357. Blood and stone
  358. And if anyone objects
  359. Tentacles and wings
  360. Birds and statues
  361. Sphinxes and unicorns
  362. Crab and hammers
  363. Tell me and don't lie
  364. Grey hair and wrinkles
  365. This room and the one next to it
  366. Saying goodbye and going home
  367. Creepiness and suspicion
  368. What counts and what doesn't
  369. Hospital visit and party
  370. Darts and bullets
  371. They leave the house and there's a mysterious Muslim woman?
  372. Crime and punishment
  373. Give it to me and I'll get rid of it
  374. They enter the house and again with the mysterious Muslim woman?
  375. Lying and crying
  376. Two guys with hats and guns
  377. A prize and a promise
  378. Begging and arguing
  379. Sleepers and intruders
  380. Machete and Tommy Gun
  381. Purple and gray
  382. Bullet holes and suck hole
  383. We and us
  384. Love and death
  385. Gangsters and subjects
  386. Here and elsewhere
  387. The history of destiny and Destiny part one
  388. The history of destiny and Destiny part two
  389. Wizards and aliens
  390. Dwarf and mop
  391. Purse and closet
  392. Play-Doh and life
  393. Corpses and snakes
  394. Radiohead and masturbation
  395. Louis Moss and his offer
  396. Don't rush in and consider your enemy
  397. Cow and crocodiles
  398. Rasputin and the Russian queen
  399. Cake day and cake
  400. Gun and cream
  401. Mountain and marriage
  402. The tentacle and the fat guy
  403. A cat's birthday and a flock of woodpeckers
  404. Pierre Bastiat and monsieur Opportunity
  405. A feeyoufee and its home
  406. No eyes and no ears
  407. Pain and pleasure
  408. Catch and eat
  409. Sight and touch
  410. Sight and sight
  411. New Zeeland and hallucinogenic mushrooms
  412. Confused and stupid
  413. Nobody and somebody
  414. SIXTH PROPHECY
  415. Disturbing dream
  416. Troublesome thoughts
  417. Reflecting realm
  418. Meeting mentors
  419. Marvelous mirror
  420. Sideways simian
  421. Tremendous tongue
  422. Controlling critters
  423. Spotting spies
  424. Many more
  425. Wise words
  426. Hideous head
  427. Curious claw
  428. Sturdy spider
  429. Immeasurable information
  430. Conceding competitiveness
  431. Heartfelt hope
  432. Lying liar
  433. Sizeable slug
  434. Flapping fast
  435. Wizard's wisdom
  436. Seizing slug
  437. Stacking stiffs
  438. Chicken claws
  439. Dangerous decapitation
  440. Sneaky suicide
  441. Half-witted hens
  442. Pirouetting peril
  443. Frosty fish
  444. Plundering piler
  445. Manipulating mirage
  446. Teach throwing
  447. Show something
  448. Scary secret
  449. Pernicious plant
  450. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
  451. Sidetracking spider
  452. Envisaging explosion
  453. Sudden shot
  454. Finnish fiend
  455. Screeching snake
  456. Mine malarkey
  457. Sling spear
  458. Big battle
  459. Counterfeit cold
  460. Holding hero
  461. Flying fiend
  462. Protesting puppet
  463. Whopping worms
  464. Hocus-pocus hat
  465. Foul fear
  466. Strange smell
  467. Planning plot
  468. Harming hothands
  469. Fashioning fire
  470. Schnoz strike
  471. Maybe mimicry?
  472. Bothersome bawling
  473. Perceived perversion
  474. Dangerous dizziness
  475. Unexpected understanding
  476. Building body
  477. Smashing spike
  478. Axe attack
  479. Hammer hit
  480. Dizzier dame
  481. Capital cure
  482. Soaring sovereign
  483. Turning the tables
  484. Seeking sympathy
  485. Ingesting ice-cream
  486. Fake farewell
  487. Spurning solace
  488. Loyal lads
  489. Burning body
  490. Crave cash
  491. Pretty princess
  492. Gruesome god
  493. Trading toes
  494. Restaurant rendezvous
  495. Cyborg creature
  496. Shrewd scheme
  497. Something strange
  498. Holding hammer
  499. Terrible threat
  500. Wretched wish
  501. Academy Award
  502. Multiple marriages
  503. Familiar face?
  504. Terminated termites
  505. Mongol's mind
  506. Montevideo mission
  507. Montevideo manticore
  508. Bogus buttons
  509. Obliterate orb
  510. Meanwhile: Montevideo
  511. SEVENTH PROPHECY
  512. August 14.
  513. 2 hours
  514. Diversion
  515. Suction
  516. Crisis
  517. Resolution
  518. 1 hour, 17 minutes
  519. Departure
  520. 1 hour, 8 minutes
  521. Stalemate
  522. 42 minutes
  523. 39 minutes
  524. Frog
  525. 34 minutes
  526. Ice
  527. 27 minutes
  528. Bathroom
  529. 22 minutes
  530. Threeway
  531. Pentagon
  532. Thoughts
  533. Window
  534. Bargaining
  535. Scream
  536. Roof
  537. Graahskel
  538. Hand
  539. Avenger
  540. Fury
  541. Snag
  542. Haste
  543. Door
  544. Opportunist
  545. Leg
  546. Confession
  547. 14 minutes
  548. 9 minutes
  549. Insistence
  550. Anger
  551. Ear
  552. Eyes
  553. Six minutes
  554. Lock
  555. Four minutes
  556. Hunt
  557. Separation
  558. Two minutes
  559. One minute
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  586. The last strip
  587. PS
  588. I am moving