I'm too old to be this dumb and too young to have the slightest idea what I'm doing.  I'm smart enough to know better, and stupid enough to think I can get away with it.

 I draw comics.  I read comics.  I develop unhealthy obsessions with characters in comics.  And I probably watch too many kids cartoons.  My brain is stuck somewhere back in the early ninties, learning the fifty states and their capitals from Wakko Warner.