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Cast

Pilgrim
Pilgrim is a man who wears many hats. He is the town's sheriff, fire chief, lifeguard, mayor, and questionable food taster. In his spare time he enjoys whistling. ... more
Prickernelious
Prickernelious is a relentless villain who takes pride in the art of diabolical schemery. His brilliant mind, jungle cat-like agility, witty banter, and handsome mustache make him perhaps the most feared villain in town! ... more
Vampire
This ancient and terrifying vampire can currently be seen on late night TV in his informercial for the NosferABtu™ tummy exerciser. Stay tuned for his new spot for undead sunblock. ... more
Lupe
Lupe is a real class act, and she always has a smile on her face no matter what. She has her bachelor's degree in bowling and once ate 16 pickles on a dare (a town record). Her hair smells pretty. ... more
Paramecium
Paramecium is the town's only giant protozoan. No one is sure why he grew so large, or how he can even speak. What they do know is that he's a great cook and can play bass guitar like no one's business. ... more
Giant Monster
Giant Monster is by far the largest citizen in town, as well as the oldest. Though generally peaceful, it will eat people from time to time. The townsfolk are still trying to decipher it's complex language. ... more
Snowman
Snowman has not yet taken for granted the acts of blinking and breathing, for he isn't very old. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head he began to convulse and vomit mistletoe. ... more
Little Girl
This cute little dickens is a joy to behold in her polka dot dress. She came to this town like a ray of sunshine from who knows where. Often she can be seen eating leaves and falling down. ... more
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The other day there was a flock of vultures hovering over the pizza place where my brother and I were eating. Is that a bad sign? Hi, I'm Chris. (maybe they were buzzards...) ... full profile